1 00:00:02,693 --> 00:00:04,744 visit tvshowslatest.blogspot.com Kids, Einstein was right. 2 00:00:04,848 --> 00:00:06,848 Time moves at different speeds. 3 00:00:06,850 --> 00:00:09,634 To Barney, the previous night raced by in a blur. 4 00:00:11,737 --> 00:00:13,171 But then, all of a sudden, 5 00:00:13,173 --> 00:00:15,790 time stopped. 6 00:00:15,792 --> 00:00:17,992 This might be the worst thing I've ever done. 7 00:00:17,994 --> 00:00:19,610 Hey, now, 8 00:00:19,612 --> 00:00:22,346 you weren't at the top of your game, but it was still pretty... 9 00:00:22,348 --> 00:00:23,681 Oh, my God! 10 00:00:23,683 --> 00:00:25,066 I just cheated on Kevin. 11 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,985 He is the nicest guy ever. 12 00:00:26,987 --> 00:00:28,987 I'm a terrible person. 13 00:00:28,989 --> 00:00:30,154 It's okay. 14 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:31,456 We both cheated. 15 00:00:31,458 --> 00:00:34,459 What's that saying about two wrongs making a right? 16 00:00:34,461 --> 00:00:36,127 "Two wrongs don't make a right"? 17 00:00:36,129 --> 00:00:38,830 No, that's not it. 18 00:00:38,832 --> 00:00:40,465 Oh, my God. 19 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:41,916 I just cheated on Nora. 20 00:00:41,918 --> 00:00:43,701 How could I do this to her? What are we gonna do? 21 00:00:43,703 --> 00:00:44,585 I don't know. 22 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:46,087 Well... 23 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:49,090 Can I ask you, did this mean anything? 24 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:50,558 Of course it did. 25 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:52,760 Of course it didn't. 26 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:55,379 Which one are you looking for? I could see it going either way. 27 00:00:55,381 --> 00:00:57,398 It meant nothing. It meant nothing! 28 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,766 How could you say it meant nothing?! 29 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:00,101 Of course it meant something! 30 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:02,020 - No, it didn't! It can't. - (groans) 31 00:01:02,022 --> 00:01:06,824 Okay? You're with Nora, and I'm with Kevin and... 32 00:01:06,826 --> 00:01:08,109 I have to go. 33 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,410 Wait, what are we gonna tell them? 34 00:01:09,412 --> 00:01:10,411 Nothing. 35 00:01:10,413 --> 00:01:12,613 God! We made a horrible mistake. 36 00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:14,065 But it-it is over now. 37 00:01:14,067 --> 00:01:16,701 There's no reason to hurt more people by talking about it. 38 00:01:16,703 --> 00:01:20,038 You're asking me to lie? 39 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,373 That's... fine. 40 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:23,458 Damn it. 41 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:25,209 Nora and I have that work cruise tomorrow night. 42 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:26,511 We're all supposed to go together. 43 00:01:26,513 --> 00:01:30,381 Okay, I know this is thinking way, way out of the box, 44 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:33,134 but what if-- and hear me out-- 45 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,635 we don't go? 46 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:36,220 No. 47 00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:39,090 I just want this whole night to fade into history, 48 00:01:39,092 --> 00:01:41,559 so we have to act like it never happened. 49 00:01:41,561 --> 00:01:42,760 We should go. 50 00:01:42,762 --> 00:01:44,762 I mean, it's a three-hour boat ride-- 51 00:01:44,764 --> 00:01:45,863 what could happen? 52 00:01:45,865 --> 00:01:49,404 I'm sure that's what Gilligan. 53 00:01:49,405 --> 00:01:53,405 ♪ How I Met Your Mother 7x10 ♪ Tick Tick Tick visit tvshowslatest.blogspot.com 54 00:01:53,406 --> 00:01:57,406 visit tvshowslatest.blogspot.com 55 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,221 Groovapalooza! 56 00:02:07,339 --> 00:02:10,023 All the smug hippie bands from the '90s in one big concert 57 00:02:10,783 --> 00:02:11,681 (sniffs) 58 00:02:11,683 --> 00:02:13,117 Ah, even the tickets 59 00:02:13,119 --> 00:02:14,735 smell like cloves and mediocrity. 60 00:02:14,737 --> 00:02:16,553 Ah, to really take us back, 61 00:02:16,555 --> 00:02:20,357 I scored us bag of, yes, mari... 62 00:02:20,359 --> 00:02:22,626 Kids, we used to do something before concerts 63 00:02:22,628 --> 00:02:23,961 to enjoy them more. 64 00:02:23,963 --> 00:02:26,697 And that thing was to... eat a sandwich. 65 00:02:26,699 --> 00:02:28,382 ...nated steak subs. 66 00:02:28,384 --> 00:02:29,800 Oh, yeah! 67 00:02:29,802 --> 00:02:34,138 Well, as future parents, we'll pass on the sandwiches. 68 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:36,223 How could you even suggest such a thing, Ted?! 69 00:02:36,225 --> 00:02:38,308 (whispers): I better get my 60 bucks back. 70 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:39,727 No sandwich? 71 00:02:39,729 --> 00:02:41,762 Marshall, it's a palooza. 72 00:02:41,764 --> 00:02:43,814 We've eaten sandwiches at every palooza. 73 00:02:43,816 --> 00:02:45,766 Lollapalooza, Funkapalooza... 74 00:02:45,768 --> 00:02:48,435 Gender-diversity-awareness- palooza, junior year. 75 00:02:48,437 --> 00:02:50,738 Yeah, there were some real bitches there. 76 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:53,073 TED: Okay, quick, 77 00:02:53,075 --> 00:02:55,492 before Lily gets here, let's fire this up. 78 00:02:55,494 --> 00:02:58,228 No way. I promised Lily that I would be responsible. 79 00:02:58,230 --> 00:02:59,663 You're not getting your 60 bucks back. 80 00:02:59,665 --> 00:03:01,448 Give me that. 81 00:03:04,369 --> 00:03:06,736 (coughing) 82 00:03:08,373 --> 00:03:09,957 (piano playing soft music) 83 00:03:09,959 --> 00:03:11,425 Hey, how you holding up? 84 00:03:11,427 --> 00:03:14,044 Well, I'm about to be trapped on boat all night 85 00:03:14,046 --> 00:03:16,630 with the guy I cheated on, the guy I cheated with 86 00:03:16,632 --> 00:03:19,082 and the girl that the guy I cheated with cheated on. 87 00:03:19,084 --> 00:03:20,384 So, not super. 88 00:03:20,386 --> 00:03:21,585 Hi, Sandy. 89 00:03:21,587 --> 00:03:22,803 You're welcome. 90 00:03:22,805 --> 00:03:24,855 I did not say "Thank you." 91 00:03:24,857 --> 00:03:26,756 Oh, you're too kind. 92 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:28,525 Too kind. 93 00:03:28,527 --> 00:03:30,310 Excuse me, I should really try 94 00:03:30,312 --> 00:03:32,062 to have sex with that new intern. 95 00:03:32,064 --> 00:03:35,199 NARRATOR: Robin's boss, Sandy Rivers hosted this cruise every year, 96 00:03:35,201 --> 00:03:37,568 mostly to hit on the new employees. 97 00:03:37,570 --> 00:03:40,988 And he'd found a clever way to never spend a cent. 98 00:03:40,990 --> 00:03:42,439 Up next, another four deaths 99 00:03:42,441 --> 00:03:45,442 in Arizona's record-breaking heat wave. 100 00:03:45,444 --> 00:03:47,878 You want real record-breaking heat? 101 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:52,716 Try Kristoff's Jalapeño Coconut Vodka martini. 102 00:03:52,718 --> 00:03:56,420 Muy caliente! 103 00:03:56,422 --> 00:03:57,754 Okay, Nora and Kevin 104 00:03:57,756 --> 00:03:59,506 are gonna be here any minute. 105 00:03:59,508 --> 00:04:01,592 I thought I could handle this, but I can't. 106 00:04:01,594 --> 00:04:03,010 Okay, um, here's the plan. 107 00:04:03,012 --> 00:04:05,312 We'll grab one of the lifeboats, get back to shore, 108 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:06,897 destroy the tape of us doing it... 109 00:04:06,899 --> 00:04:08,065 There's a tape of us doing it? 110 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:09,600 ...and we'll start a new life together. 111 00:04:09,602 --> 00:04:12,903 Somewhere simple and homey, like Vermont or Dubai. 112 00:04:12,905 --> 00:04:14,938 Wait, is that what you want? 113 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:17,074 For us to be together? 114 00:04:17,076 --> 00:04:18,141 KEVIN: Hey, Robin. 115 00:04:18,143 --> 00:04:20,194 Oh, God, I really can't do this. 116 00:04:20,196 --> 00:04:22,529 Don't worry. Just follow my lead and keep cool. 117 00:04:22,531 --> 00:04:23,780 Hey, guys! 118 00:04:23,782 --> 00:04:25,699 (whispers): They know! 119 00:04:25,701 --> 00:04:28,985 Oh, no. 120 00:04:28,987 --> 00:04:33,590 I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff. 121 00:04:33,592 --> 00:04:35,092 Like, hard meats. 122 00:04:35,094 --> 00:04:36,052 What do you mean? 123 00:04:36,394 --> 00:04:40,114 Well, usually after a sandwich, I feel paranoid. But I'm not. 124 00:04:41,433 --> 00:04:42,933 Why am I not feeling paranoid?! 125 00:04:42,935 --> 00:04:44,935 What do you mean? Calm down, dude! 126 00:04:44,937 --> 00:04:46,770 We'll be fine. 127 00:04:46,772 --> 00:04:48,972 Lily's gonna know. 128 00:04:48,974 --> 00:04:51,341 Listen to me. 129 00:04:51,343 --> 00:04:55,028 Whatever we were just talking about... 130 00:04:55,030 --> 00:04:56,980 we'll be fine. 131 00:04:56,982 --> 00:04:58,982 You're right, she won't find out. 132 00:04:58,984 --> 00:04:59,950 Hey, guy 133 00:04:59,952 --> 00:05:02,286 (whispers): She knows! 134 00:05:02,288 --> 00:05:03,453 Good evening. 135 00:05:03,455 --> 00:05:06,290 A special welcome our four new interns: 136 00:05:06,292 --> 00:05:08,709 Erika... and so on. 137 00:05:08,711 --> 00:05:10,911 One safety matter: life preservers are 138 00:05:10,913 --> 00:05:13,163 on the side rails, in case anyone falls overboard. 139 00:05:13,165 --> 00:05:16,199 That's it. Have a good night. 140 00:05:16,201 --> 00:05:17,584 Don't drink too much. 141 00:05:17,586 --> 00:05:18,886 Or do. 142 00:05:21,139 --> 00:05:23,206 Beautiful night, huh, gang? 143 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:25,559 Yeah, Robin and I were just cheating-- 144 00:05:25,561 --> 00:05:27,978 chatting about how warm it is. 145 00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:30,547 I'm breaking a trust-- sweat 146 00:05:30,549 --> 00:05:31,565 in here. 147 00:05:31,567 --> 00:05:33,183 (chucks) 148 00:05:33,185 --> 00:05:35,986 And I thought we'd be cuckold. 149 00:05:35,988 --> 00:05:38,071 I know why you're so nervous, Barney. 150 00:05:38,073 --> 00:05:39,556 You do? 151 00:05:39,558 --> 00:05:41,942 You're meeting Nora's parents tomorrow night, right? 152 00:05:41,944 --> 00:05:42,993 (laughs) 153 00:05:42,995 --> 00:05:44,828 That's it! That's it! 154 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:45,662 Let's dance! 155 00:05:45,664 --> 00:05:47,414 Bah! Whoo! 156 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:53,453 (whispers): Lily has no idea I'm high. 157 00:05:53,455 --> 00:05:54,871 You're high? 158 00:05:54,873 --> 00:05:57,574 I'm sorry. 159 00:05:59,877 --> 00:06:03,046 (whispers): Lily has no idea I'm high. 160 00:06:03,048 --> 00:06:04,798 Okay, well, if your pregnant wife 161 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,134 has to sit here sober all night, 162 00:06:07,136 --> 00:06:10,020 she's gonna need some of them nachos. 163 00:06:10,022 --> 00:06:11,722 You got it. 164 00:06:11,724 --> 00:06:13,223 Hey, dude, fork over some of them nach... 165 00:06:13,225 --> 00:06:14,391 No, not his. 166 00:06:14,393 --> 00:06:15,925 My own. 167 00:06:15,927 --> 00:06:17,694 Ah. Smart. 168 00:06:17,696 --> 00:06:19,313 Come on, Ted. 169 00:06:19,315 --> 00:06:20,647 What? 170 00:06:24,569 --> 00:06:29,740 And thus began the most harrowing journey of our lives. 171 00:06:29,742 --> 00:06:32,793 To this day, Robin and Barney swear 172 00:06:32,795 --> 00:06:34,578 this is the song they danced to that night. 173 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:39,132 ♪ You fooled around on your baby ♪ 174 00:06:39,134 --> 00:06:42,619 ♪ Now the least you could do is to tell her the truth ♪ 175 00:06:42,621 --> 00:06:44,254 ♪ Yes, you in the suit ♪ 176 00:06:44,256 --> 00:06:47,174 ♪ Or that secret will eat up your soul ♪ 177 00:06:47,176 --> 00:06:50,727 ♪ Girl, the guilt's gonna drive you crazy ♪ 178 00:06:50,729 --> 00:06:52,512 ♪ Crazy ♪ 179 00:06:52,514 --> 00:06:54,815 ♪ You can't live with this lie, Kevin's such a nice guy ♪ 180 00:06:54,817 --> 00:06:56,683 ♪ Gotta tell him tonight ♪ 181 00:06:56,685 --> 00:06:58,802 ♪ Tell them right here on this boat ♪ 182 00:06:58,804 --> 00:07:03,106 ♪ You're like scum round the edge of a toilet bowl ♪ 183 00:07:03,108 --> 00:07:05,325 ♪ Flush ♪ 184 00:07:05,327 --> 00:07:09,145 ♪ What the hell is in the place where you should have a soul? ♪ 185 00:07:09,147 --> 00:07:10,080 ♪ Slut ♪ 186 00:07:10,082 --> 00:07:11,531 ♪ You did these two wrong ♪ 187 00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:13,033 ♪ Don't wt too long ♪ 188 00:07:13,035 --> 00:07:14,618 ♪ In fact, you know what? ♪ 189 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:18,672 ♪ Tell them right during this song ♪ 190 00:07:18,674 --> 00:07:20,957 ♪ Tell ', tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em ♪ 191 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:22,759 I'll wait. 192 00:07:22,761 --> 00:07:25,045 ♪ Tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em ♪ 193 00:07:25,047 --> 00:07:28,265 Oh, come on, seriously, you're not gonna tell them? 194 00:07:28,267 --> 00:07:30,600 We have to tell them. Right now. 195 00:07:30,602 --> 00:07:33,270 ♪ Sure, act like it was your idea. ♪ 196 00:07:33,272 --> 00:07:34,504 Seriously, you guys suck. 197 00:07:39,307 --> 00:07:42,092 NARRATOR: Marshall and I were still in line to get Lily's nachos. 198 00:07:42,439 --> 00:07:44,883 Dude, we've been waiting forever. 199 00:07:46,395 --> 00:07:49,207 Even worse, this is the line for the ladies room. 200 00:07:51,531 --> 00:07:54,817 I can't believe that our last Groovapalooza was, 201 00:07:54,819 --> 00:07:56,535 what, 12 years ago? 202 00:07:56,537 --> 00:07:58,487 I mean, time is going by so fast. 203 00:07:58,489 --> 00:08:00,689 I know, it's crazy. 204 00:08:00,691 --> 00:08:03,158 In, like, an eye blink, 205 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:07,546 this hand will be, like, an old man's hand. 206 00:08:07,548 --> 00:08:11,500 I recognize the clichéd nature of what I'm about to say, 207 00:08:11,502 --> 00:08:13,585 but... whoa! 208 00:08:13,587 --> 00:08:14,753 Yeah. 209 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:17,423 312? 210 00:08:17,425 --> 00:08:19,007 That's our gate. 211 00:08:19,009 --> 00:08:22,177 Dude, we just walked around the entire arena. 212 00:08:22,179 --> 00:08:24,179 We've been walking for, like, an hour 213 00:08:24,181 --> 00:08:25,848 and we still haven't found the nachos. 214 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:28,267 I bet Lily is so upset. 215 00:08:28,269 --> 00:08:31,904 Yo, you want my nachos, bro? 216 00:08:31,906 --> 00:08:33,989 Thank you. 217 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:37,409 My husband's been gone an hour looking for these. 218 00:08:37,411 --> 00:08:40,913 If he can't even do that, how can I trust him as a father? 219 00:08:40,915 --> 00:08:43,782 You can't, bro. You can't. 220 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:47,002 I like your long goatee. 221 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:48,837 Marshall can't even grow a beard. 222 00:08:48,839 --> 00:08:50,456 Oh, that's sad. 223 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:53,759 'Cause one's ability to grow facial hair directly correlates 224 00:08:53,761 --> 00:08:56,495 with one's ability to be a good father. 225 00:08:56,497 --> 00:09:00,632 I know it does. I know it does. 226 00:09:03,553 --> 00:09:05,003 (groans) 227 00:09:05,005 --> 00:09:06,438 Oh. 228 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,890 Excuse me, sir. 229 00:09:07,892 --> 00:09:09,674 Do you know where the nachos are? 230 00:09:09,676 --> 00:09:11,443 (ominous music plays) 231 00:09:11,445 --> 00:09:13,612 (screaming) 232 00:09:13,614 --> 00:09:15,280 TED: Marshall! 233 00:09:15,282 --> 00:09:17,182 Over here. I found the nacho line. 234 00:09:17,184 --> 00:09:19,318 Oh. 235 00:09:23,656 --> 00:09:24,990 So, how'd it go with Kevin? 236 00:09:24,992 --> 00:09:27,493 Well, I was just about to tell him... 237 00:09:27,495 --> 00:09:28,961 ok, Kevin... 238 00:09:28,963 --> 00:09:31,463 Erika, I've been meaning to speak with you all night. 239 00:09:31,465 --> 00:09:32,864 Really? What about 240 00:09:32,866 --> 00:09:35,217 About me bending your hard little body over the railing 241 00:09:35,219 --> 00:09:37,369 of this boat and copulating furiously 242 00:09:37,371 --> 00:09:40,005 while I admire the New York City skyline. 243 00:09:40,007 --> 00:09:43,175 Or, if you're feeling dirty, we can always face Jersey. 244 00:09:43,177 --> 00:09:44,393 Thoughts? 245 00:09:46,012 --> 00:09:48,096 (screams) Jalapeño! 246 00:09:48,098 --> 00:09:49,881 And just a hint of coconut. 247 00:09:49,883 --> 00:09:51,216 (screams) 248 00:09:52,852 --> 00:09:55,270 Kevin hit his head, he might have a concussion. 249 00:09:55,272 --> 00:09:58,023 So obviously I couldn't tell him. 250 00:09:58,025 --> 00:09:59,274 What about you? 251 00:09:59,276 --> 00:10:01,893 Something even worse happened to her. 252 00:10:01,895 --> 00:10:04,947 I got a tiny spot of wine on my sleeve. 253 00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:09,368 I couldn't pile on. 254 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:11,169 I'm not a monster. 255 00:10:12,038 --> 00:10:13,338 Where are they? 256 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:15,591 Come on, forget the nachos. 257 00:10:15,593 --> 00:10:17,909 Everyone here is having fun. 258 00:10:17,911 --> 00:10:19,845 Look, even these guys. 259 00:10:19,847 --> 00:10:21,513 Check it out. 260 00:10:21,515 --> 00:10:25,667 Wow, music really does bring people together. 261 00:10:25,669 --> 00:10:27,853 Ted? Ted! 262 00:10:27,855 --> 00:10:30,022 Creepy guitar guy is following us. 263 00:10:30,024 --> 00:10:32,257 (ominous music plays) 264 00:10:32,259 --> 00:10:35,894 (both screaming) 265 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,696 (panting) 266 00:10:37,698 --> 00:10:39,147 We did a whole nother lap. 267 00:10:39,149 --> 00:10:41,483 Oh, man, we missed like, half the concert now. 268 00:10:41,485 --> 00:10:42,567 Come on, let's just go back to our seats. 269 00:10:42,592 --> 00:10:43,792 Ted, Ted, Ted. 270 00:10:43,937 --> 00:10:45,737 The nacho line was right here all along. 271 00:10:45,739 --> 00:10:47,422 (both laughing) 272 00:10:47,424 --> 00:10:50,542 So stupid. 273 00:10:50,544 --> 00:10:53,412 As soon as we dock, I'm taking Kevin to the E.R. 274 00:10:53,414 --> 00:10:57,299 God, wish last night never happened. 275 00:10:57,301 --> 00:10:59,668 (sighs) 276 00:10:59,670 --> 00:11:01,587 I don't. 277 00:11:01,589 --> 00:11:04,006 What do you mean? 278 00:11:04,008 --> 00:11:05,641 What if this whole thing, 279 00:11:05,643 --> 00:11:09,177 it isn't the story of how we both made a horrible mistake 280 00:11:09,179 --> 00:11:11,063 and ruined our relationships, 281 00:11:11,065 --> 00:11:16,301 what if it's actually the story of how we got back together? 282 00:11:16,303 --> 00:11:19,271 Okay, I'm gonna ask you one last time. 283 00:11:19,273 --> 00:11:21,573 Is this what you want? 284 00:11:21,575 --> 00:11:23,241 It's what we both want! 285 00:11:23,243 --> 00:11:26,161 Why else are we rushing to tell them what we did? 286 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:28,747 On a boat! That is a terrible idea! 287 00:11:28,749 --> 00:11:31,483 Barney, we tried this and we failed. 288 00:11:31,485 --> 00:11:33,201 Why try again? 289 00:11:33,203 --> 00:11:35,253 Because I haven't stopped thinking about you 290 00:11:35,255 --> 00:11:37,322 and you haven't stopped thinking about me. 291 00:11:39,792 --> 00:11:41,510 It's such a mess. 292 00:11:41,512 --> 00:11:43,161 Why... 293 00:11:43,163 --> 00:11:45,263 Why do you even like me? 294 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,935 I guess... 295 00:11:49,937 --> 00:11:53,855 'cause you're almost as messed up as I. 296 00:11:57,677 --> 00:12:00,145 Well, there's the small issue 297 00:12:00,147 --> 00:12:02,114 that we're currently dating other people. 298 00:12:02,116 --> 00:12:04,232 How about this? 299 00:12:04,234 --> 00:12:09,688 After we dock, let's each do what we have to do, 300 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:14,042 and then meet up at MacLaren's at midnight and... 301 00:12:14,044 --> 00:12:16,294 talk about us. 302 00:12:18,915 --> 00:12:23,418 Don't forget your mystery gift bags! 303 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:25,337 They're condoms. 304 00:12:27,306 --> 00:12:29,808 We just went all the way around again! 305 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:31,009 Where the hell are these nachos?! 306 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,644 Who cares about nachos? 307 00:12:32,646 --> 00:12:33,979 Oh, I love nachos, man! 308 00:12:33,981 --> 00:12:35,397 You gotta relax, man. 309 00:12:35,399 --> 00:12:38,433 You keep worrying about stuff like nachos, 310 00:12:38,435 --> 00:12:40,235 you're gonna give yourself a heart attack. 311 00:12:41,154 --> 00:12:43,105 - I'm going back in. - Fine! 312 00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:46,191 Ha! Joke's on you! 313 00:12:46,193 --> 00:12:49,661 The nacho line was right here all along! 314 00:12:55,168 --> 00:12:57,369 NARRATOR: Robin and Barney were finally off the boat. 315 00:12:57,371 --> 00:12:59,121 so they both assumed it was going to be a lot easier 316 00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:01,423 to admit what they had done. 317 00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:03,175 Kevin... Me first. 318 00:13:03,177 --> 00:13:05,260 Look, I don't want to make too much out 319 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,412 of saying "I love you" for the first time. 320 00:13:07,414 --> 00:13:09,080 Any way I can jump in with my thing? 321 00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:12,384 Robin... I love you. 322 00:13:13,469 --> 00:13:15,253 Okay, Nora, lo... (gasps) 323 00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:16,755 NORA: Mom! Dad! 324 00:13:16,757 --> 00:13:19,691 Hi, Nora, we got in early! 325 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:24,029 BOTH: Should've done it on the boat. 326 00:13:30,963 --> 00:13:31,912 Ah! 327 00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:34,382 Hey, where's your friend? 328 00:13:34,384 --> 00:13:38,603 We missed almost the entire show because he put his stupid quest 329 00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:41,222 for nachos ahead of our friendship, so I bolted. 330 00:13:41,224 --> 00:13:44,192 Well, I'm just a creepy old guitar player, 331 00:13:44,194 --> 00:13:47,195 but isn't any time spent with a friend a blessing? 332 00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:49,897 And if nachos is all you seek... 333 00:13:49,899 --> 00:13:52,150 take mine, brother. 334 00:13:52,152 --> 00:13:54,402 Wow! 335 00:13:54,404 --> 00:13:55,820 Thank you. 336 00:13:55,822 --> 00:13:58,272 It's a sign, bro. 337 00:13:58,274 --> 00:13:59,574 It is. 338 00:13:59,576 --> 00:14:01,542 It's a sign I should go find Marshall! 339 00:14:01,544 --> 00:14:03,211 (laughs) 340 00:14:03,213 --> 00:14:04,796 Marshall! Marshall! 341 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:11,719 So, Barney, Nora's told us so much about you, 342 00:14:11,721 --> 00:14:14,204 but we want to know everything. 343 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,029 Uh, let's see. Suit, laser tag. 344 00:14:16,059 --> 00:14:17,809 I say "wait for it" a lot. That's about it. 345 00:14:17,811 --> 00:14:18,976 You two must be exhausted. 346 00:14:18,978 --> 00:14:20,061 I'll make coffee. 347 00:14:21,597 --> 00:14:23,798 I'm so glad to see how happy you both are. 348 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,967 When you meet the right person, 349 00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:28,519 you know it. 350 00:14:28,521 --> 00:14:30,304 You can't stop thinking about them. 351 00:14:33,809 --> 00:14:35,326 They're your best friend... 352 00:14:37,656 --> 00:14:38,936 and your soul mate. 353 00:14:40,115 --> 00:14:43,367 You can't wait to spend the rest of your life with them. 354 00:14:43,369 --> 00:14:47,138 No one and nothing else can compare. 355 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:50,541 Now, where the hell is that coffee, eh? 356 00:14:50,543 --> 00:14:51,992 (chuckles) 357 00:14:54,463 --> 00:14:58,432 Look, Nora, there's something I have to tell you. 358 00:15:00,719 --> 00:15:02,804 (ominous music plays) 359 00:15:02,806 --> 00:15:05,056 (groans) 360 00:15:05,058 --> 00:15:06,841 Heart attack. 361 00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:08,810 Oh, God, Ted was right. I have to relax! 362 00:15:08,812 --> 00:15:09,894 Ted! 363 00:15:09,896 --> 00:15:11,479 - Marshall! - Ted? 364 00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:13,147 Ted! Marshall! 365 00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:14,515 Oh, Ted! Oh, Ted! 366 00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:16,818 I'm so sorry! You were right. 367 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:19,237 No, Marshall, you... Yeah, I was right. 368 00:15:19,239 --> 00:15:20,488 But look, nachos! 369 00:15:22,023 --> 00:15:24,108 Come on. Let's go back inside. 370 00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:25,743 (audience cheering) 371 00:15:25,745 --> 00:15:27,528 That's it. 372 00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:29,363 It's over. 373 00:15:29,365 --> 00:15:31,799 We missed the whole show. 374 00:15:33,535 --> 00:15:35,903 So... 375 00:15:35,905 --> 00:15:38,506 yup, I love you. 376 00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:41,142 Look, Kevin... 377 00:15:41,144 --> 00:15:44,512 there's something I have to tell you. 378 00:15:44,514 --> 00:15:45,847 I cheated on you. 379 00:15:47,366 --> 00:15:51,152 I don't even know how to react. 380 00:15:51,154 --> 00:15:53,220 I am so sorry. 381 00:15:54,389 --> 00:15:57,391 I know I don't get any second chances, 382 00:15:57,393 --> 00:16:00,862 but you will always be... 383 00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:03,164 Was this a one-time thing? 384 00:16:05,284 --> 00:16:08,252 Can you tell me it didn't mean anything? 385 00:16:10,255 --> 00:16:12,173 No. 386 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:24,585 I'm sorry, Ted. 387 00:16:24,587 --> 00:16:29,857 I still want to have fun, 388 00:16:29,859 --> 00:16:31,592 There's just not enough time, you know? 389 00:16:31,594 --> 00:16:32,593 I know. 390 00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:36,931 It's all going by so damn fast. 391 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,283 Lily! 392 00:16:39,285 --> 00:16:42,236 Hey! Oh, Lily, I'm so sorry 393 00:16:42,238 --> 00:16:44,739 that we ruined our night. Yeah. 394 00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:46,123 What are you guys talking about? 395 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,159 You've been gone less than two minutes. 396 00:16:48,161 --> 00:16:50,628 NARRATOR: Kids, she was right. 397 00:16:54,299 --> 00:16:55,883 TED: My hand. 398 00:16:55,885 --> 00:16:57,635 Whoa! 399 00:16:57,637 --> 00:16:59,119 Ah! concert! 400 00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:00,805 Nachos! Ah! 401 00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,809 (laughs) Music! 402 00:17:06,511 --> 00:17:07,895 (both scream) 403 00:17:10,632 --> 00:17:12,132 - Time! - Nachos! 404 00:17:15,136 --> 00:17:16,136 Thank you! 405 00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:18,856 It's a sign, bro. 406 00:17:18,858 --> 00:17:20,441 Oh, oh... 407 00:17:20,443 --> 00:17:22,304 Heart attack! Marshall! 408 00:17:22,329 --> 00:17:23,529 Marshall! 409 00:17:27,316 --> 00:17:29,166 BOTH: Time... 410 00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:36,374 BOTH: Lily! 411 00:17:36,376 --> 00:17:38,709 Marshall, do you get what this means? 412 00:17:38,711 --> 00:17:40,294 Life isn't moving too fast. 413 00:17:40,296 --> 00:17:42,213 We-we still have time for everything 414 00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:43,931 And we're not gonna miss the concert! 415 00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:46,834 I'm freaking out right now. 416 00:17:46,836 --> 00:17:49,520 - We gotta get out of here. - Yeah. 417 00:17:49,522 --> 00:17:51,973 Do you guys know where the ladies' room is? 418 00:17:51,975 --> 00:17:54,308 - No idea. - Haven't seen it. 419 00:17:57,012 --> 00:17:59,480 Hey! How's it going? 420 00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:02,233 Oh, not great. Nora and I broke up. 421 00:18:02,235 --> 00:18:04,318 Oh, my God, what happened? 422 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,321 I don't really feel like getting into it, but... 423 00:18:07,323 --> 00:18:09,189 I think the worst part is over. 424 00:18:12,577 --> 00:18:14,695 - Hey. - Hey. 425 00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:16,080 - Hey, Kev. - What's up, Kev? 426 00:18:16,082 --> 00:18:17,381 KEVIN: How's it going, buddy? 427 00:18:17,383 --> 00:18:18,632 ROBIN: Hey, guys. 428 00:18:18,634 --> 00:18:20,835 There's something I have to tell you. 429 00:18:20,837 --> 00:18:22,036 Then don't. 430 00:18:22,038 --> 00:18:23,587 What? 431 00:18:23,589 --> 00:18:25,923 If there's one thing I've learned as a therapist, 432 00:18:25,925 --> 00:18:29,760 it's that just because something needs to be told 433 00:18:29,762 --> 00:18:32,179 doesn't always mean it needs to be heard. 434 00:18:32,181 --> 00:18:36,183 Kevin, I did something bad. 435 00:18:36,185 --> 00:18:38,352 We've all done bad things. 436 00:18:38,354 --> 00:18:40,321 Doesn't mean we're bad people. 437 00:18:41,423 --> 00:18:42,656 Look, I don't care 438 00:18:42,658 --> 00:18:44,442 about every detail from your past, 439 00:18:44,444 --> 00:18:46,610 and I hope you don't care about mine either. 440 00:18:46,612 --> 00:18:49,330 What I do care about is you, 441 00:18:49,332 --> 00:18:54,234 and that from tonight forward, you're in this as much as I am. 442 00:18:55,787 --> 00:18:57,455 What do you think? 443 00:18:57,457 --> 00:19:01,258 I'm such a mess. 444 00:19:03,078 --> 00:19:05,763 Why do you even like me? 445 00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:06,914 Come her 446 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:12,353 I am constantly amazed by the things you say, 447 00:19:12,355 --> 00:19:15,389 entranced by the things you do, 448 00:19:15,391 --> 00:19:19,977 and unlike a certain Jalapeño Coconut Vodka martini, 449 00:19:19,979 --> 00:19:22,262 you're easy on the eye 450 00:19:23,899 --> 00:19:25,866 And if we're together long enough, 451 00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:30,121 I hope that one day you see yourself the way I see you. 452 00:19:33,909 --> 00:19:36,494 That's a pretty good answer. 453 00:19:36,496 --> 00:19:39,080 NARRATOR: Sometimes hours can feel like minutes 454 00:19:39,082 --> 00:19:42,917 and sometimes a single second can last a lifetime. 455 00:19:42,919 --> 00:19:47,671 For Barney, the second that would never end was this one. 456 00:19:47,673 --> 00:19:49,757 (ticking) 457 00:19:52,761 --> 00:19:54,845 (ticking stops) 458 00:20:05,473 --> 00:20:08,142 Well, um, I should go. 459 00:20:08,144 --> 00:20:10,194 Tough night. 460 00:20:10,196 --> 00:20:11,245 I'm so sorry. 461 00:20:11,247 --> 00:20:13,280 Don't be. It's nothing. 462 00:20:16,484 --> 00:20:17,952 It feels good to be sober again. 463 00:20:17,954 --> 00:20:21,755 Man, how long have we been sitting here, right? 464 00:20:21,757 --> 00:20:23,841 12 seconds and you're in the wrong booth. 465 00:20:30,665 --> 00:20:32,466 I should go to bed. 466 00:20:55,624 --> 00:20:59,624 visit tvshowslatest.blogspot.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net