1 00:00:01,797 --> 00:00:03,237 Can I get you guys anything to drink? 2 00:00:03,471 --> 00:00:04,453 BOTH: Scotch, neat. 3 00:00:04,455 --> 00:00:05,103 Jinx. 4 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,238 (gasps) 5 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:11,043 Oh, my... 6 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:13,295 God. 7 00:00:13,397 --> 00:00:16,115 NARRATOR: Kids, you may be wondering why five adults 8 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:19,251 in their 30s would take a jinx so seriously. 9 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,887 It all started one day five years ago. 10 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:23,405 Ooh, Van Helsing. Ooh, Van Helsing. 11 00:00:23,407 --> 00:00:25,624 Jinx. You're jinxed. 12 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,359 That means that you can't speak until someone 13 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,227 who was present for the jinx says your name, 14 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,062 or else 15 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:32,064 you will have very bad luck. 16 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,365 (scoffs) That's ridiculous. 17 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,533 (both gasp) 18 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,918 You broke the jinx. 19 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,786 Marshall, I'm a grown-ass man. 20 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:39,788 I'm on my building's co-op board. 21 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,708 When I say a Pinot Noir tastes luxuriously earthy 22 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,127 with a hint of rhubarb, I'm not faking it. 23 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:46,262 I've had several 24 00:00:46,264 --> 00:00:48,597 of the same sexual partners as Henry Kissinger. 25 00:00:48,599 --> 00:00:51,717 I'm not about to stop talking just because I was jinxed. 26 00:00:53,904 --> 00:00:55,104 NARRATOR: Barney broke three limbs 27 00:00:55,106 --> 00:00:56,272 and two vertebrae, 28 00:00:56,274 --> 00:00:57,957 but he never broke another jinx. 29 00:00:57,959 --> 00:01:01,226 In fact, he started taking jinxes way too seriously. 30 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,762 Barney, I'm on hold with Sports Talk AM 31 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:06,098 to talk to my childhood hero from the Minnesota Twins. 32 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,116 Who's your childhood hero? 33 00:01:07,118 --> 00:01:08,767 Frank Viola. Frank Viola-- jinx! 34 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,786 (over phone): Hello, this is Frank. 35 00:01:10,788 --> 00:01:11,870 Anyone there? 36 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:12,938 Hello? 37 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:16,158 I can hear you breathing, you coward. 38 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,328 NARRATOR: So, when someone finally jinxed Barney 39 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,696 for the first time in years, 40 00:01:20,698 --> 00:01:22,447 we were pretty psyched. 41 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:24,133 The reign of terror is over! 42 00:01:24,135 --> 00:01:26,502 I've had this cigar in my pocket for two years, 43 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:29,088 waiting for this moment. 44 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:32,558 Aw, that would've been good about two years ago. 45 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,626 Cheers. 46 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:35,561 (all whooping) 47 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:37,146 Huzzah! Huzzah. 48 00:01:37,148 --> 00:01:40,316 LILY: Oh, oh, oh, you want us to say your name 49 00:01:40,318 --> 00:01:41,967 and un-jinx you? 50 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:43,235 I don't think so, pal. 51 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,688 This is gonna be a long jinx. 52 00:01:45,690 --> 00:01:47,740 Like Yom Kippur services long. 53 00:01:47,742 --> 00:01:50,326 The only difference is, Yom Kippur's a fast 54 00:01:50,328 --> 00:01:52,611 and this one's gonna be a slow. 55 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,363 Oh! ROBIN: Now, Ted, 56 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:57,482 I was wondering if you could expand upon what you were saying 57 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,818 earlier about antiquated currency. 58 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,086 Ah, yes, yes. 59 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:02,955 Contrary to popular belief, 60 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:06,258 the buffalo nickel was modeled on the Black Diamond bison 61 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:09,928 rather than the more iconic Western Plains bison. 62 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,263 To wit, 63 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,831 if President Taft had had his way, 64 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:15,252 we'd all be talking about the egret nickel. 65 00:02:15,253 --> 00:02:19,253 ♪ How I Met Your Mother 8x11-12 ♪ The Final Page, Part One and Two Original Air Date on December 17, 2012 66 00:02:19,254 --> 00:02:23,254 == sync, corrected by elderman == 67 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:30,866 NARRATOR: In the winter of 2012 the skyscraper 68 00:02:30,868 --> 00:02:32,985 that I designed was about to open, 69 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:35,237 which got me thinking about the most influential 70 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:37,456 architecture professor I ever had. 71 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:41,126 So when the children of our grandchildren's children 72 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:44,463 ask us "Who were we," they'll find the answer carved 73 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:49,084 into the granite poetry of our architecture. 74 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:51,003 Okay. 75 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,389 It doesn't get any better than that. 76 00:02:53,391 --> 00:02:56,041 Class dismissed. 77 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:02,481 Wow, just wow. 78 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,682 Do you need something? 79 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,934 I have an apple I was hoping to eat in silence. 80 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:08,887 Of course, Professor Vinick, I, um, 81 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,722 I-I sketched out a design, 82 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,858 and it'd be such an honor if you took a look at it. 83 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,160 Oh, well. 84 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:16,328 It is believed 85 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:21,333 that it took the pharaohs over 100 years 86 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,118 to build the Sphinx. 87 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:26,271 So... 88 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:27,572 you think... 89 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:29,541 I should spend more time on it? 90 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,959 Oh, dear God, no. 91 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,177 This is terrible. 92 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:34,546 Then, why'd you mention the Sphinx? 93 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,298 (laughs) 94 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:39,885 I find my mind is often with the Sphinx. 95 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,638 Anyway, you'll never be an architect. 96 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,256 You'll never be an architect. 97 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,590 You'll never be an architect. 98 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:48,093 (laughing): You'll never be an architect! 99 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:48,994 Well, guess what. 100 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,479 I sent Professor Vinick 101 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,264 the invitation to the opening of my building, 102 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:54,233 so he'll see that I did become an architect, 103 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:56,401 and that I've moved past his petty, hurtful words. 104 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,237 ROBIN: Wow. 105 00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:59,604 15 years later and you're still this obsessed. 106 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,373 Yeah, if Vinick ever goes missing, 107 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,742 the cops are gonna come looking for him in your basement. 108 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,495 Totally, he's Ted's pit guy. 109 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:08,213 How dare you? 110 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:09,248 And what is that? 111 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,916 A pit guy is someone 112 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,135 you've been obsessed with for so long... 113 00:04:13,137 --> 00:04:14,786 that it's driven you crazy enough 114 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,788 to throw them in a pit in your basement 115 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,724 like in The Silence of the Lambs. 116 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:22,227 (screaming) 117 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:24,146 (laughing) 118 00:04:24,148 --> 00:04:26,598 I'm not gonna Silence of the Lambs him. 119 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,816 At most, 120 00:04:27,818 --> 00:04:29,768 I'd Revenge of the Nerds him. 121 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,636 Though I don't see a scenario where he agrees 122 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,071 to play me in a pentathlon. 123 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,974 Yeah, I'm with Ted-- there is no one I hate enough 124 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,609 to throw into a pit. 125 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:39,978 What? 126 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,531 NARRATOR: When Robin's most hated coworker Patrice 127 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:43,699 started dating Barney, 128 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:45,584 she became obsessed. 129 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:48,120 Patrice, Patrice goes in your pit. 130 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:51,757 Guys, I told you, I am done obsessing about Patrice. 131 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:52,991 Just drop her. 132 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,042 Drop her in a pit. 133 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,294 Enough. 134 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:57,662 We all have people that we would throw in our pits, 135 00:04:57,664 --> 00:04:59,831 and I'm sure we all have people 136 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,634 who would like to throw us in their pits. 137 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,520 Yeah, if Marshall or I ever go missing, 138 00:05:04,522 --> 00:05:06,638 I'll tell you whose basement to look in. 139 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,357 Daryl LaCourte. 140 00:05:08,359 --> 00:05:09,441 Oh, no. 141 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,692 It's creepy Daryl. 142 00:05:10,694 --> 00:05:11,610 Let's get out of here before he sees us. 143 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:14,062 Hey, hot sack coming through. 144 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,847 Ha... ha... 145 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,699 Hi, Daryl. Hey, Daryl. Hey! 146 00:05:17,701 --> 00:05:19,985 I feel like I never see you guys anymore. 147 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,371 Like whenever I'm getting to a party, you're just leaving. 148 00:05:22,373 --> 00:05:23,405 Even that party 149 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,123 at your place-- you guys just raced off 150 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,625 into the night at 7:30. 151 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:27,626 That's weird. 152 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:28,526 But this is 153 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,362 great-- the three hackmigos 154 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,080 back together again. 155 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,534 We played Hacky Sack together once freshman year, Daryl. 156 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,036 Once. 157 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,805 November 14, 1996. 158 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:40,872 That is the best memory ever. 159 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:41,890 Sure. 160 00:05:41,892 --> 00:05:43,542 (grunts) 161 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:46,178 The three hackmigos for life. 162 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,230 To this day, we are still getting e-mails 163 00:05:48,232 --> 00:05:50,098 and posts from Daryl. 164 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,384 He has commented on every photo 165 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,770 of Baby Marvin we have ever posted, 166 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:55,821 and then 167 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:59,474 he comments on his own comments. 168 00:05:59,476 --> 00:06:00,492 (door opens) 169 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,945 (all clamoring excitedly) 170 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:05,314 Hey, guys, look, it's Bar... 171 00:06:05,316 --> 00:06:06,564 none, my favorite 172 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:07,565 non-speaking 173 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,201 jinxed person in the world. 174 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,052 How was 175 00:06:10,054 --> 00:06:11,703 your day? 176 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:35,027 Yeah, I didn't get a word of that. 177 00:06:35,029 --> 00:06:36,594 Sorry, buddy. 178 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,865 Ah, Scherbatsky, it's my favorite time of year. 179 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:41,599 Didn't know you liked Christmas so much. 180 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:43,268 No, year-end reviews. 181 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,786 We get to fire some people. 182 00:06:44,788 --> 00:06:46,955 Get into the spirit. 183 00:06:46,957 --> 00:06:49,107 Look, Sandy, you might enjoy firing people 184 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,459 for petty personal differences. 185 00:06:50,461 --> 00:06:52,377 I'd hardly call giving me gonorrhea 186 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,212 a petty personal difference. 187 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:55,547 But I am a professional, 188 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,883 and I would never fire someone for unprofessional reasons. 189 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,668 Well, somebody's got to go. 190 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:02,337 NARRATOR: Kids, the thing about pit people, 191 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,122 sometimes you don't even know you have one 192 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,675 until you have a chance to push 'em in. 193 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,210 Hi, Robin. 194 00:07:11,147 --> 00:07:13,131 Not happening, bro. 195 00:07:15,318 --> 00:07:17,519 Not happening, bro. 196 00:07:19,155 --> 00:07:21,857 Hand get tired? 197 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,942 Not happening, bro. 198 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,244 I hold in my hand 199 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,646 the RSVP from Professor Vinick. 200 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:29,748 Uh-huh. 201 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,316 Ah, he's checked 202 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,951 "Will not attend," which is fine, 203 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,671 because all I needed to know was that he knows. 204 00:07:35,673 --> 00:07:39,675 So now I will throw this in the trash and never look at it. 205 00:07:39,677 --> 00:07:41,493 What's this? 206 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:43,428 "I believe you've sent this to the wrong person. 207 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:46,348 I have no idea who Ted Mosby is." 208 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:49,551 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 209 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:53,438 Oh, you'll remember who I am, Professor Vinick. 210 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,508 You'll never forget it. 211 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,694 Not happening, bro. 212 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,465 Ted, just because we're coming with you to Wesleyan 213 00:08:03,565 --> 00:08:05,285 does not mean that we condone your behavior. 214 00:08:05,399 --> 00:08:07,116 Just using it as an excuse 215 00:08:07,118 --> 00:08:10,002 to see the old campus... 216 00:08:10,004 --> 00:08:12,338 and maybe watch you have a complete mental breakdown. 217 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:15,641 What are you even gonna do when you see Professor Vinick? 218 00:08:15,643 --> 00:08:18,043 Oh, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 219 00:08:20,797 --> 00:08:23,916 Sweet merciful Franks Gehry and Lloyd Wright, 220 00:08:23,918 --> 00:08:27,169 from what brilliant mind was this work of art sired? 221 00:08:27,171 --> 00:08:28,721 Mosby. 222 00:08:28,723 --> 00:08:31,640 Ted Mosby. 223 00:08:31,642 --> 00:08:34,426 (coughing): Architect. 224 00:08:34,428 --> 00:08:35,477 But that's-that's... 225 00:08:35,479 --> 00:08:37,346 Impossible? 226 00:08:37,348 --> 00:08:39,765 Looks like you were wrong, Vinick. 227 00:08:39,767 --> 00:08:42,601 Dead wrong. 228 00:08:48,725 --> 00:08:50,492 (distorted): No! 229 00:08:51,695 --> 00:08:53,395 (yells) 230 00:08:53,397 --> 00:08:54,496 (laughs) 231 00:08:54,498 --> 00:08:56,282 Be careful, Ted. 232 00:08:56,284 --> 00:09:00,252 Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want. 233 00:09:00,254 --> 00:09:02,671 Especially dance- based revenge. 234 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:04,740 My prom was rough, guys. 235 00:09:04,742 --> 00:09:06,091 LILY: Ooh! 236 00:09:06,093 --> 00:09:07,176 We're almost there. 237 00:09:07,178 --> 00:09:09,345 Oh, I can't wait to see the old campus. 238 00:09:09,347 --> 00:09:12,214 I'm gonna grab one of those giant dining hall hot dogs. 239 00:09:12,216 --> 00:09:14,249 Oh, I love those huge wieners. 240 00:09:16,419 --> 00:09:18,420 I'm not so sure you heard me. 241 00:09:18,422 --> 00:09:22,308 I said, "I love those huge wieners." 242 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:23,475 I love them. 243 00:09:23,477 --> 00:09:24,693 In my mouth. 244 00:09:26,563 --> 00:09:30,282 So, let me ask you a few questions, Clarice... Patrice. 245 00:09:30,284 --> 00:09:32,651 How would you rate your performance 246 00:09:32,653 --> 00:09:34,453 in the last six months? 247 00:09:34,455 --> 00:09:36,322 Well, I don't like to talk about myself, 248 00:09:36,324 --> 00:09:38,991 but all my coworkers deserve an A-double-plus, 249 00:09:38,993 --> 00:09:40,409 that's for suresies. 250 00:09:40,411 --> 00:09:41,577 Ooh, 251 00:09:41,579 --> 00:09:43,329 fancy lotion. 252 00:09:43,331 --> 00:09:46,715 It puts the lotion in the basket. 253 00:09:46,717 --> 00:09:49,585 It's just, this is really nice lotion. 254 00:09:49,587 --> 00:09:51,387 And what a pretty basket, Robin. 255 00:09:51,389 --> 00:09:54,006 I know, that's why I bought it, Patrice! 256 00:09:55,642 --> 00:09:57,343 Man, it's like 257 00:09:57,345 --> 00:09:58,978 nothing has changed. Mmm, I know. 258 00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:02,598 The bun, the relish. 259 00:10:06,436 --> 00:10:07,936 That's a knee. 260 00:10:07,938 --> 00:10:09,772 It's a beautifully drawn knee, so? 261 00:10:16,196 --> 00:10:18,146 That's a barn. 262 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:21,817 Oh, knee barn, right. 263 00:10:21,819 --> 00:10:22,701 That's a great idea, Lily. 264 00:10:22,703 --> 00:10:24,086 On the way home, we should stop 265 00:10:24,088 --> 00:10:25,120 at the knee barn, 266 00:10:25,122 --> 00:10:26,922 pick us up some wholesale knees. Yeah. 267 00:10:27,707 --> 00:10:30,659 MAN: Marshall? Lily! 268 00:10:30,661 --> 00:10:33,045 You... you're here. 269 00:10:33,047 --> 00:10:36,215 Hi, Daryl. (quietly): Hi, Daryl. 270 00:10:36,217 --> 00:10:37,182 Hi. 271 00:10:37,184 --> 00:10:38,634 Wow, 272 00:10:38,636 --> 00:10:40,019 after all these years. 273 00:10:40,021 --> 00:10:42,504 You look just like you do in my paintings. 274 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,974 Come here, guys. (grunts) 275 00:10:47,193 --> 00:10:49,845 There are men and there are gods. 276 00:10:49,847 --> 00:10:52,898 Antoni Gaudí was both. 277 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:55,651 TED: There are jerk faces and there are buttholes. 278 00:10:55,653 --> 00:10:58,370 Professor Vinick was both. 279 00:10:58,372 --> 00:10:59,988 Good one, Ted. 280 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:03,525 Come on, Vinick, give me an opening. 281 00:11:03,527 --> 00:11:05,360 Gaudí's architecture gave expression 282 00:11:05,362 --> 00:11:09,465 to the anarchic geometric form of nature. 283 00:11:09,467 --> 00:11:12,067 TED (mocking): "Gaudí's architecture..." 284 00:11:12,069 --> 00:11:14,636 Actually, that's a really good point. 285 00:11:14,638 --> 00:11:17,873 ♪ Wow, Professor Vinick 286 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:20,809 ♪ Man, you taught me so much 287 00:11:20,811 --> 00:11:23,512 ♪ About architecture and life 288 00:11:23,514 --> 00:11:26,682 ♪ God, your lectures are so cool ♪ 289 00:11:26,684 --> 00:11:31,186 ♪ I'll earn your respect and we'll be best friends. ♪ 290 00:11:31,188 --> 00:11:35,557 Okay, it doesn't get any better than that. 291 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:38,610 (sniffles) No, it doesn't. 292 00:11:38,612 --> 00:11:41,613 What are you doing here, Daryl? 293 00:11:41,615 --> 00:11:44,333 Well, I live right down the street. 294 00:11:44,335 --> 00:11:46,335 But I work right here. 295 00:11:46,337 --> 00:11:48,837 Whoa. Oh, boy. 296 00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:52,291 MARSHALL: Are those... 297 00:11:52,293 --> 00:11:55,127 (clears throat) ...our, our faces up there, buddy? 298 00:11:55,129 --> 00:11:56,178 Hack, yeah! 299 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:58,213 It was just as much your idea as mine 300 00:11:58,215 --> 00:12:00,716 to open up a Hacky Sack store here at Wesleyan. 301 00:12:00,718 --> 00:12:02,768 So you never left? 302 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:04,436 Once. I met a girl on Craigslist, 303 00:12:04,438 --> 00:12:07,139 and I flew to Boston to meet her. 304 00:12:07,141 --> 00:12:09,525 She was a man, 300 pounds, and robbed me. 305 00:12:09,527 --> 00:12:11,794 Still, the best night of my life. 306 00:12:11,796 --> 00:12:13,312 Until now! 307 00:12:13,314 --> 00:12:15,814 The three hackmigos back together again! 308 00:12:15,816 --> 00:12:18,801 You know, I've been waiting forever to give you something. 309 00:12:18,803 --> 00:12:20,285 You're coming with me to my house, 310 00:12:20,287 --> 00:12:22,204 and I'm not taking no for an answer. 311 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:25,741 BARNEY: Dude, this is your chance. 312 00:12:25,743 --> 00:12:27,993 Set me free, and I will lie you out 313 00:12:27,995 --> 00:12:29,128 of this creepynightmare. 314 00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:30,779 MARSHALL: This is a tough one. 315 00:12:30,781 --> 00:12:32,748 On the one hand, we might die. 316 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:35,250 On the other, you're jinxed. 317 00:12:35,252 --> 00:12:37,252 BARNEY: Let me free, Marshall. 318 00:12:37,254 --> 00:12:39,421 This guy could be violent. 319 00:12:39,423 --> 00:12:42,591 MARSHALL: Violent... Viola... 320 00:12:42,593 --> 00:12:44,560 Frank Viola. 321 00:12:44,562 --> 00:12:49,264 We would love to come to your house, Daryl! 322 00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:51,350 Yeah! 323 00:12:51,352 --> 00:12:53,335 Okay, um... 324 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,971 how often are you and Barney doing it? 325 00:12:55,973 --> 00:12:58,240 That's a strange question, Robin. 326 00:12:58,242 --> 00:13:00,141 You're right. 327 00:13:00,143 --> 00:13:01,910 Maybe I should leave. 328 00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:03,478 Yeah, maybe you should. 329 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,613 You're fired. 330 00:13:05,832 --> 00:13:09,418 Wow. Just wow. 331 00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:12,588 Ted Mosby. I'm a former student of yours. 332 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:15,290 You know, I actually became an architect. 333 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,176 Any chance you remember me? 334 00:13:17,178 --> 00:13:19,845 Oh, please excuse me, I've been teaching for over 20 years. 335 00:13:19,847 --> 00:13:22,681 All the faces start to blend together 336 00:13:22,683 --> 00:13:25,834 unless you have a, a weird mustache or, or something. 337 00:13:25,836 --> 00:13:28,470 Junior year I tried to grow muttonchops, 338 00:13:28,472 --> 00:13:31,473 but people kept saying my face made them nauseous. 339 00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:34,109 Well, not people. You. 340 00:13:34,861 --> 00:13:37,312 Anay, I would be honored if you, 341 00:13:37,314 --> 00:13:39,565 if you took a look at my building. 342 00:13:42,535 --> 00:13:43,986 This... 343 00:13:43,988 --> 00:13:46,655 is hideous. 344 00:13:47,624 --> 00:13:48,907 You'll never be an architect. 345 00:13:48,909 --> 00:13:50,542 (echoing): You'll never be an architect. 346 00:13:50,544 --> 00:13:52,995 You'll never be an architect. You'll never be an architect! 347 00:13:52,997 --> 00:13:54,296 You'll never be an architect. 348 00:13:54,298 --> 00:13:56,965 Wait. I was mistaken. 349 00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:59,334 You most definitely will be an architect. 350 00:13:59,336 --> 00:14:00,502 Really? 351 00:14:00,504 --> 00:14:01,870 These are astonishing, 352 00:14:01,872 --> 00:14:04,840 Handlebar Pete. 353 00:14:08,811 --> 00:14:11,480 So, when you said "surprise in your house," 354 00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:15,017 what you really meant was "surprise in the poorly lit 355 00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:17,569 windowless basement of your house." 356 00:14:17,571 --> 00:14:20,239 Oh, you guys are gonna love what I have to show you. 357 00:14:20,241 --> 00:14:24,159 I am so excited, I could just cry and laugh and scream 358 00:14:24,161 --> 00:14:25,534 and just punch the wall 359 00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:27,622 over and over and over and over and over! 360 00:14:27,948 --> 00:14:29,331 Could we just see it, 361 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,565 like, up in the living room 362 00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:34,870 or anywhere less... gimp-storagey? 363 00:14:34,872 --> 00:14:36,088 (laughs) I just realized 364 00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:38,840 I want to take a picture of this. 365 00:14:38,842 --> 00:14:41,293 I want to put your faces on my mantel like a trophy. 366 00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:42,678 Like a trophy! 367 00:14:44,597 --> 00:14:48,433 Aah...! Aah...! 368 00:14:50,202 --> 00:14:54,193 (singsongy): Here I come. 369 00:14:54,195 --> 00:14:58,750 And I've got your surprise right here! 370 00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:00,833 No! We don't want your surprise, Daryl! 371 00:15:01,718 --> 00:15:03,052 We're not your amigos, 372 00:15:03,054 --> 00:15:04,754 we're definitely not your hackmigos. 373 00:15:04,756 --> 00:15:06,489 And before you murder us, 374 00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,858 you should know that we have a child! 375 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:11,026 He probably has eight or nine! 376 00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:13,195 What? Murder? 377 00:15:13,197 --> 00:15:16,148 I wanted to give you a check. 378 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,568 For $100,000... 379 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,705 for coming up with the idea of the Three Hackmigos with me. 380 00:15:23,824 --> 00:15:26,859 I brought you down here to show you all my inventory. 381 00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:31,080 Business has really exploded. 382 00:15:31,082 --> 00:15:32,548 (laughs) 383 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,533 I mean, I'm sort of the Mark Zuckerberg 384 00:15:34,535 --> 00:15:37,553 of jam-band concert parking lot athletics. 385 00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:38,671 Well, second. 386 00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,800 But I'm coming for you, Devil Stick Ron. 387 00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:45,003 (screaming) 388 00:15:45,537 --> 00:15:47,138 Why would you fire me? 389 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:49,557 Because nobody should be as happy as you are. 390 00:15:50,676 --> 00:15:55,430 And also your cookies... they're only pretty good. 391 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,816 (gasps) 392 00:15:59,936 --> 00:16:02,487 Robin, is this really about me? 393 00:16:04,407 --> 00:16:06,658 (voice breaking): No, it's not. 394 00:16:11,897 --> 00:16:16,835 The old "fire and bang." Respect, Scherbatsky. 395 00:16:19,505 --> 00:16:23,258 Pretty good, right? Right, Handlebar Pete? 396 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:27,963 Ah, you got it easy with that sweet, sweet 'stache. 397 00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:31,049 Hey, Ted, I see you're holding a little version of your building 398 00:16:31,051 --> 00:16:32,350 and yelling at strangers. 399 00:16:32,352 --> 00:16:34,219 So I assume it all worked out? 400 00:16:34,221 --> 00:16:37,088 I realized, since I work in a three-dimensional medium, 401 00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:39,557 the only way to really stick it to Vinick would be 402 00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:41,443 with a three-dimensional model. 403 00:16:41,445 --> 00:16:43,395 Whatever you do, don't march in there 404 00:16:43,397 --> 00:16:45,397 thinking, "I'm gonna do the worm. 405 00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:46,448 That'll show 'em!" 406 00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:48,400 Seriously, guys, 407 00:16:48,402 --> 00:16:50,869 I can't stress enough how bad my prom was. 408 00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:53,071 Speaking of the past... 409 00:16:53,073 --> 00:16:56,374 Wow, we feel like idiots. We're sorry. 410 00:16:56,376 --> 00:16:58,827 You know, honestly, it's fine. 411 00:16:58,829 --> 00:17:00,545 Look how great I'm doing. 412 00:17:00,547 --> 00:17:02,380 Look at what I've built. I don't need 413 00:17:02,382 --> 00:17:03,948 the validation of some people from college 414 00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:05,166 to feel good about myself. 415 00:17:05,168 --> 00:17:07,419 My life is amazing! 416 00:17:07,421 --> 00:17:10,288 I own a timeshare in St. Barts with P-Funk! 417 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,956 The, the whole band? 418 00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:13,458 Yeah. 419 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:15,627 Do you guys jam? 420 00:17:15,629 --> 00:17:19,130 That's all we do. 421 00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:20,398 (all gasp) 422 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,649 So, you completely rejected 423 00:17:21,651 --> 00:17:22,934 the guy who's been obsessing 424 00:17:22,936 --> 00:17:26,738 about you for 16 years, and he was okay with it? 425 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,139 Whoa. 426 00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:31,809 Is creepy Daryl more emotionally adjusted than I am? 427 00:17:31,811 --> 00:17:33,912 NARRATOR: Kids, sometimes in life 428 00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:36,164 you'll make a pit for someone in your mind. 429 00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:41,503 But ultimately the only person in that pit is yourself. 430 00:17:42,338 --> 00:17:44,822 I'm sorry. 431 00:17:44,824 --> 00:17:47,825 Just seeing you with Barney has brought up 432 00:17:47,827 --> 00:17:49,811 some old feelings, and I... 433 00:17:49,813 --> 00:17:51,880 I really don't like feelings. 434 00:17:51,882 --> 00:17:56,017 But that's not your fault or Barney's fault. 435 00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:59,437 It's just really hard seeing you with him. 436 00:17:59,439 --> 00:18:02,941 ♪ There's been a book on the side of the bed... ♪ 437 00:18:02,943 --> 00:18:05,360 NARRATOR: Which means there's only one person 438 00:18:05,362 --> 00:18:08,480 who can let you out of the pit. 439 00:18:10,783 --> 00:18:15,453 ♪ Many years from now 440 00:18:15,455 --> 00:18:18,573 ♪ I know you'll hear me somehow... ♪ 441 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:21,859 So you fired Patrice? 442 00:18:21,861 --> 00:18:23,878 No, she's staying. 443 00:18:25,798 --> 00:18:29,534 ♪ The places we will go... 444 00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:33,505 Let's get out of here, guys. 445 00:18:33,507 --> 00:18:35,557 Oh, Mr. Mosby. 446 00:18:35,559 --> 00:18:37,392 You built a model of your building. 447 00:18:37,394 --> 00:18:38,393 No. 448 00:18:38,395 --> 00:18:41,229 Why? To prove some sort of point? 449 00:18:41,231 --> 00:18:42,480 This is just sad. 450 00:18:42,482 --> 00:18:44,182 No, no, I was just throwing it out. 451 00:18:44,184 --> 00:18:46,568 Sure, you were. 452 00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:47,902 No! 453 00:18:47,904 --> 00:18:50,738 No, I-I-I had a transcendent moment 454 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:53,391 where I found emotional clarity! 455 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,776 And I realize shouting that 456 00:18:54,778 --> 00:18:57,745 makes it seem like it's not true, but I did! 457 00:18:59,031 --> 00:19:00,615 Yeah, we're gonna grab some snacks. 458 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,283 You guys want anything? 459 00:19:04,086 --> 00:19:05,120 Spicy beef jerky. 460 00:19:05,122 --> 00:19:07,238 Got you loud and clear. 461 00:19:08,124 --> 00:19:09,541 (sighs) 462 00:19:13,262 --> 00:19:14,512 Oh, my God! Barney! 463 00:19:14,514 --> 00:19:15,880 You unjinxed me! 464 00:19:15,882 --> 00:19:17,432 I'm free! If the bison 465 00:19:17,434 --> 00:19:19,434 on the nickel could hear you talk about them, 466 00:19:19,436 --> 00:19:21,553 they would diminish their population even further on purpose. 467 00:19:21,555 --> 00:19:24,139 If Lily wants a big wiener in her mouth, she's got my number. 468 00:19:24,141 --> 00:19:26,357 And I'm sorry that you took the rap for all the farting on 469 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:28,226 the car ride up here. That was me! (sighs) 470 00:19:28,228 --> 00:19:30,228 The ring! What's, what's, what's the ring? 471 00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:33,064 Right, the ring. I'm gonna ask Patrice to marry me. 472 00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:34,115 BOTH: Are you serious? 473 00:19:34,117 --> 00:19:35,984 Jinx! Good! 474 00:19:35,986 --> 00:19:38,036 I need to say some things without you interrupting. 475 00:19:38,038 --> 00:19:41,873 Yes, I am serious. I know that if you could talk, 476 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,241 you'd say that I'm crazy 477 00:19:43,243 --> 00:19:44,792 or that I'm overcorrecting or that I'm moving too fast. 478 00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:45,960 But you would be wrong. 479 00:19:45,962 --> 00:19:48,663 Look, I have banged my way through every bimbo 480 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,632 in the tristate area, and it left me 481 00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:52,750 feeling nothing but, but broken. 482 00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:55,753 But now, with Patrice, 483 00:19:55,755 --> 00:19:59,357 for the first time in my life, I feel settled and happy. 484 00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:01,726 I want to feel this way forever. 485 00:20:01,728 --> 00:20:04,345 So tomorrow night on the roof 486 00:20:04,347 --> 00:20:06,097 of the World Wide News building-- 487 00:20:06,099 --> 00:20:07,398 that's Patrice's favorite spot-- 488 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,267 I'm gonna ask her to marry me. 489 00:20:09,269 --> 00:20:11,502 Ah, poot-tu-tat! You're jinxed. 490 00:20:11,504 --> 00:20:13,655 I'll unjinx you if you'll follow these two rules: 491 00:20:13,657 --> 00:20:15,823 one: you can't try to talk me out of it, 492 00:20:15,825 --> 00:20:20,495 and two: you can't tell anybody. Agreed? 493 00:20:23,999 --> 00:20:25,950 It's a jinx swear, so if you break it, 494 00:20:25,952 --> 00:20:28,152 I get to hit you in the nuts three times 495 00:20:28,154 --> 00:20:29,654 with a Wiffle ball bat. 496 00:20:31,657 --> 00:20:34,459 Thank you... Ted. 497 00:20:37,129 --> 00:20:39,330 Hey... 498 00:20:40,599 --> 00:20:42,383 Hi, guys! 499 00:20:42,385 --> 00:20:43,935 No. But you're jinxed! 500 00:20:43,937 --> 00:20:46,354 I tricked Ted into saying my name. 501 00:20:46,356 --> 00:20:47,939 ALL: Aw, come on, Ted! 502 00:20:47,941 --> 00:20:49,774 Jinx! Jinx! Ha-ha! 503 00:20:49,776 --> 00:20:54,062 The reign of terror is back! (evil laugh) 504 00:20:54,064 --> 00:20:56,614 Hey, if you guys don't want me to smoke 505 00:20:56,616 --> 00:20:58,349 or fart in here, just speak up. 506 00:20:58,351 --> 00:20:59,867 Nothing? Great. 507 00:20:59,869 --> 00:21:03,204 Thanks for the spicy beef jerky, dude. 508 00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:07,325 Anyway, I think we could all use a little quiet. 509 00:21:07,327 --> 00:21:11,028 Unless you have something you want to talk about, Ted? 510 00:21:12,698 --> 00:21:13,998 No. 511 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,667 (engine starts) 512 00:21:17,336 --> 00:21:19,837 Not happening, bro. 513 00:21:21,495 --> 00:21:24,162 NARRATOR: So I had promised not to tell anyone about Barney's plan 514 00:21:24,164 --> 00:21:25,414 to propose to Patrice. 515 00:21:25,716 --> 00:21:28,483 But I knew deep down Robin deserved to know. 516 00:21:28,485 --> 00:21:31,782 Uh, there he is! The youngest architect ever 517 00:21:31,882 --> 00:21:34,265 to build a skyscraper in New York City! 518 00:21:34,267 --> 00:21:37,135 The shockingly still single Ted Mosby. 519 00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:38,503 You hear that, ladies? 520 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,306 I can't believe the GNB Tower opens tonight. 521 00:21:41,308 --> 00:21:44,609 Ted, your building finally gets unveiled to the whole world. 522 00:21:44,611 --> 00:21:47,112 (gasps) You hear that, ladies?! 523 00:21:47,114 --> 00:21:48,513 Nervous? 524 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,182 Everything comes out of my body in liquid form now. 525 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,701 Ignore that, ladies. 526 00:21:52,703 --> 00:21:54,519 Plus, I, I keep having this nightmare 527 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,688 where King Kong shows up to the opening 528 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,406 but refuses to climb my building 529 00:21:58,408 --> 00:22:01,409 because, in his words, "It's a bit derivative." 530 00:22:01,411 --> 00:22:04,045 Oh, stop it, tonight is gonna be amazing. 531 00:22:04,047 --> 00:22:06,081 And we are definitely gonna be there to toast you, 532 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:09,634 but we might have to leave a little early if that's okay. 533 00:22:09,636 --> 00:22:12,837 My dad just gave us the most amazing Christmas gift ever. 534 00:22:12,839 --> 00:22:15,540 Our first night away since Marvin was born. 535 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,876 24 hours straight without that little bastard. 536 00:22:18,878 --> 00:22:20,095 ROBIN: Aw. 537 00:22:20,097 --> 00:22:22,097 This will be a nice memory to share with Marvin 538 00:22:22,099 --> 00:22:23,715 when he's older and deciding whether or not 539 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,483 to put you in a home. 540 00:22:25,485 --> 00:22:26,685 Hey, we need this. 541 00:22:26,687 --> 00:22:28,770 We're maximizing our time away 542 00:22:28,772 --> 00:22:31,389 by planning everything down to the minute. 543 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:32,741 See? 544 00:22:32,743 --> 00:22:34,409 2:12 p.m.-- guilt Ted 545 00:22:34,411 --> 00:22:36,661 into saying it's okay if we leave early tonight. 546 00:22:38,614 --> 00:22:40,565 It's okay if you leave early tonight. 547 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:41,566 Look, I just 548 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,168 appreciate you showing up at all 549 00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:44,335 on your big night away. 550 00:22:44,337 --> 00:22:46,004 I mean, Barney's not even gonna be there. 551 00:22:46,006 --> 00:22:47,005 What? 552 00:22:47,007 --> 00:22:48,707 This is the biggest night of your career. 553 00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:50,008 Why isn't Barney coming? 554 00:22:50,110 --> 00:22:53,978 I don't know-- he said, 555 00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:56,731 "Legendary" and "Challenge accepted," and then he winked. 556 00:22:56,733 --> 00:22:59,234 "Wait for it," you know, all that stuff. 557 00:22:59,236 --> 00:23:00,485 That does sound like him. 558 00:23:00,487 --> 00:23:02,821 Well, we're your real friends 559 00:23:02,823 --> 00:23:04,856 and we wouldn't miss it for the world. 560 00:23:04,858 --> 00:23:08,042 That is why we will see you tonight 561 00:23:08,044 --> 00:23:10,795 from 7:03 to 7:14. 562 00:23:10,897 --> 00:23:13,631 Bye, guys. Good night. Bye. 563 00:23:13,633 --> 00:23:16,351 Okay, what's the real reason Barney's not coming? 564 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:20,655 NARRATOR: Here was my chance to tell Robin about Barney. 565 00:23:20,657 --> 00:23:24,826 Yeah, actually, Barney didn't say what he was doing tonight. 566 00:23:24,828 --> 00:23:28,529 Anyway, uh, you know, I'm not taking anyone to the opening, 567 00:23:28,531 --> 00:23:30,832 so you want to be my date? 568 00:23:30,834 --> 00:23:32,917 Sure. 569 00:23:35,287 --> 00:23:37,005 Okay, Dad, I-I made you a list 570 00:23:37,007 --> 00:23:39,274 of Marvin's nightly schedule down to the minute. 571 00:23:39,276 --> 00:23:40,875 Okay. 572 00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:44,512 Uh, "9:06 p.m.-- put on edible underwear." 573 00:23:44,514 --> 00:23:46,714 Wrong list, wrong list. 574 00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:49,050 Come on, relax. 575 00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:51,936 I know this little guy like the back of my hand. 576 00:23:51,938 --> 00:23:55,006 Dear Lord, what is that? 577 00:23:56,608 --> 00:23:58,059 Oh, jam, okay. 578 00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,010 Just jam. 579 00:23:59,012 --> 00:24:02,030 Oh, I-I forgot the lullaby. 580 00:24:02,032 --> 00:24:03,064 Do you know Marvin's lullaby? 581 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,565 We sing it to him every night. 582 00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:07,402 ♪ Night, night, little Marvin ♪ 583 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,904 ♪ Stars twinkle for you 584 00:24:12,741 --> 00:24:15,410 ♪ The Dreamland train's a-chuggin' ♪ 585 00:24:16,745 --> 00:24:19,914 ♪ All your dreams will come true ♪ 586 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:22,750 ♪ And the horsie says, "Good night" ♪ 587 00:24:24,753 --> 00:24:27,221 ♪ And the birdie says, "Good night" ♪ 588 00:24:29,975 --> 00:24:32,226 ♪ And the elephant says, "Good night" ♪ 589 00:24:34,346 --> 00:24:35,880 ♪ And the skeleton playing his own rib cage ♪ 590 00:24:35,882 --> 00:24:37,148 ♪ Says, "Good Night" 591 00:24:39,268 --> 00:24:41,736 ♪ And the robot says, "Good night" ♪ 592 00:24:41,738 --> 00:24:43,521 (robot voice): Good night. (knocking on ceiling) 593 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,273 MAN: Enough with the damn music! 594 00:24:48,410 --> 00:24:52,063 ♪ And Mr. Nesbit says, "Good night" ♪ 595 00:24:53,365 --> 00:24:56,567 ♪ And the whole world says, "Good night" ♪ 596 00:24:56,569 --> 00:24:58,119 Take it, Mommy. 597 00:25:01,406 --> 00:25:02,707 Got it-- load him up with cough syrup, 598 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,759 watch Breaking Bad until he conks out. 599 00:25:04,761 --> 00:25:06,594 Just kidding. 600 00:25:08,847 --> 00:25:09,847 We did it. 601 00:25:09,849 --> 00:25:11,432 Yeah, we did. 602 00:25:11,434 --> 00:25:12,550 Now that we're out the door, 603 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:14,418 I actually don't feel anxious. 604 00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:15,420 (phone rings) 605 00:25:15,422 --> 00:25:16,687 Whoa, oh, my God, it's your dad! 606 00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:19,590 Oh, something horrible happened-- aah! 607 00:25:19,592 --> 00:25:21,859 Oh, it's Ted, relax. 608 00:25:21,861 --> 00:25:23,177 Bar, now. 609 00:25:24,146 --> 00:25:25,279 What is it? 610 00:25:25,281 --> 00:25:26,314 He needs me. 611 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,565 But, baby, what about 612 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,367 our magical romantic night? 613 00:25:29,369 --> 00:25:31,602 In four minutes we're supposed to be doing hand stuff 614 00:25:31,604 --> 00:25:32,987 in the cab. 615 00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:35,039 I'll be quick-- I'm sure it's nothing huge. 616 00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:36,240 That's huge. 617 00:25:36,242 --> 00:25:38,292 Yeah, that's why Barney's not coming tonight. 618 00:25:38,294 --> 00:25:39,327 He's getting engaged. 619 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:41,996 And I knew that I had to tell Robin. 620 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,131 But? 621 00:25:43,133 --> 00:25:45,116 I may have, uh... 622 00:25:45,118 --> 00:25:47,284 asked her to be my date instead. 623 00:25:48,137 --> 00:25:49,303 What is wrong with me? 624 00:25:49,305 --> 00:25:50,304 Deep down, 625 00:25:50,306 --> 00:25:51,923 is there still some crazy part of me 626 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,591 that thinks I'm gonna wind up with Robin? 627 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,176 Am I that deluded? 628 00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:58,312 If so, I need to grow up. 629 00:25:58,314 --> 00:26:00,898 Oh, um, by the way, I'm breaking a jinx swear here, 630 00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:02,967 so don't tell Barney or he gets to whack me 631 00:26:02,969 --> 00:26:04,902 in the nuts three times with a Wiffle ball bat. 632 00:26:04,904 --> 00:26:06,354 Sure, pretty standard. 633 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:09,740 Robin deserves the chance to go after Barney one last time 634 00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:11,325 if that's what she wants. 635 00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:12,860 Thanks, buddy. 636 00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:14,078 This helped. 637 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,312 I'm gonna go tell her. 638 00:26:15,314 --> 00:26:16,998 One quick thing. Yeah. 639 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,032 Don't. 640 00:26:19,084 --> 00:26:21,202 Wow. 641 00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:23,504 Nice. 642 00:26:23,506 --> 00:26:26,507 You know, now that I'm here, I don't feel that anxious. 643 00:26:26,509 --> 00:26:27,925 (phone rings) 644 00:26:27,927 --> 00:26:30,094 It's my dad-- something horrible's happened! 645 00:26:30,096 --> 00:26:32,964 My husband, relax. 646 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:36,184 Hey, um, I'm gonna be a little while, baby. 647 00:26:36,186 --> 00:26:38,269 It's a long story, but Ted needs my help. 648 00:26:38,271 --> 00:26:39,837 Okay, but hurry 649 00:26:39,839 --> 00:26:43,724 or I'm gonna start doing number 11 on my own. 650 00:26:45,444 --> 00:26:47,028 You can do that by yourself? 651 00:26:47,030 --> 00:26:49,847 Pilates, bitch. 652 00:26:49,849 --> 00:26:51,766 Okay, why shouldn't I tell Robin? 653 00:26:51,768 --> 00:26:54,152 Because deep down some crazy part of you 654 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:56,871 still thinks you're gonna wind up with her, and I agree. 655 00:26:56,873 --> 00:26:59,657 Marshall... I'm sorry, I'm Team Tedward. 656 00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:01,375 Always have been, always will be. 657 00:27:01,377 --> 00:27:02,359 Now, listen. 658 00:27:02,361 --> 00:27:04,462 I want my best friend to be happy. 659 00:27:04,464 --> 00:27:06,914 And if Robin could mean happiness for you, 660 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:09,834 then, dear God, why help her go after another man? 661 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,869 Because she might still be in love with him. 662 00:27:11,871 --> 00:27:14,371 To not tell her, to not give her that chance, 663 00:27:14,373 --> 00:27:15,723 it's... it's selfish. 664 00:27:15,725 --> 00:27:17,058 So be selfish. 665 00:27:17,060 --> 00:27:18,176 I can't do that. 666 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:21,045 Tell that to the onion rings we just "split." 667 00:27:21,047 --> 00:27:23,214 (sighs) Robin is my friend. 668 00:27:23,216 --> 00:27:25,733 She's always been more than that and you know it. 669 00:27:25,735 --> 00:27:26,884 Now, as we speak, 670 00:27:26,886 --> 00:27:30,104 my wife is in a hotel room cheating on me... 671 00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:31,105 with herself. 672 00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:32,356 But I'm not leaving here 673 00:27:32,358 --> 00:27:33,691 until you promise not to say 674 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:35,159 a word about this to Robin. 675 00:27:35,777 --> 00:27:37,361 Now repeat after me. "I..." 676 00:27:37,363 --> 00:27:41,065 Well, I can do more at a time than "I." 677 00:27:41,067 --> 00:27:44,202 "I, Ted Mosby, promise to stop 678 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,537 "putting everyone else's interests ahead of my own, 679 00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:49,957 and for once in my life, do what's best for me." 680 00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:52,627 I... 681 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:55,546 Sorry, what was the rest of that? 682 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,848 Hey, Dad, just taking a break 683 00:27:57,850 --> 00:28:00,751 from our amazing night to check in. 684 00:28:00,753 --> 00:28:05,306 I bet Marvin's pretty devastated that I'm not there, huh? 685 00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:08,025 Not at all-- I don't think he even noticed you're gone. 686 00:28:08,027 --> 00:28:10,094 It's kind of like Mommy who? (laughs) 687 00:28:10,096 --> 00:28:12,029 Oh... oh, good. 688 00:28:12,031 --> 00:28:15,149 But I should probably sing him his nighttime lullaby 689 00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:16,951 over the phone, just in case. 690 00:28:16,953 --> 00:28:19,070 Sang it already-- nailed it. 691 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:20,438 Did you do the horsie? 692 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,706 Yep. The birdie? 693 00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:23,007 Yep. Elephant? 694 00:28:23,009 --> 00:28:24,225 Yep. Moose. 695 00:28:24,227 --> 00:28:25,743 No moose, trick question. 696 00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:27,044 Robot. 697 00:28:27,046 --> 00:28:28,129 (robot voice): Affirmative. 698 00:28:28,131 --> 00:28:29,297 Look, I should go. 699 00:28:29,299 --> 00:28:31,165 Marvin's asleep in my arms. 700 00:28:31,867 --> 00:28:33,501 Mmm, his head smells like love. 701 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,886 Bye. 702 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,255 (sighs) 703 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:40,508 NARRATOR: And so, kids, on that cold December night 704 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,977 I decided to take your Uncle Marshall's advice 705 00:28:42,979 --> 00:28:44,845 and be a little selfish. 706 00:28:44,847 --> 00:28:46,564 Whoa. 707 00:28:47,649 --> 00:28:52,636 Hello... and hubba-hubba. 708 00:28:52,638 --> 00:28:53,688 Aw, thanks. 709 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:56,440 But tonight is about my main man Mosby. 710 00:28:56,442 --> 00:28:57,525 Really? Why? 711 00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:58,609 Oh, Ted, tell Ranjit 712 00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:00,494 the huge thing that's happening tonight. 713 00:29:01,363 --> 00:29:03,247 Barney's getting engaged. 714 00:29:04,866 --> 00:29:07,084 Ranjit out. 715 00:29:12,286 --> 00:29:14,267 Bar-Barney's getting engaged? 716 00:29:14,269 --> 00:29:15,685 He asked me to keep it a secret, 717 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:18,688 but I thought you deserved to know... 718 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:22,475 in case you wanted to do something about it. 719 00:29:22,477 --> 00:29:24,077 Do you? 720 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:26,779 RANJIT: Do you, Robin? 721 00:29:26,781 --> 00:29:28,281 Ranjit, a little privacy, please? 722 00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:32,201 Sorry, not listening. 723 00:29:40,744 --> 00:29:44,013 Nice, uneven floor there, Ted. 724 00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:45,915 (sighs) Lily, are you drunk? 725 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:48,501 What? I... I'm on vacation. 726 00:29:48,503 --> 00:29:51,104 I may have cracked open the minibar to celebrate. 727 00:29:51,106 --> 00:29:52,889 Who invited the narc? 728 00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:54,507 Hey, listen, I know that 729 00:29:54,509 --> 00:29:56,442 you miss Marvin, but it's not like we could've brought him 730 00:29:56,444 --> 00:29:57,810 to a black tie event anyway. 731 00:29:57,812 --> 00:30:00,446 I don't think that they make tuxedo onesies. 732 00:30:03,033 --> 00:30:05,518 I mean, at least not ones that are in style. 733 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,652 I mean, a bow tie? 734 00:30:06,654 --> 00:30:09,188 Is it 1998 already? 735 00:30:09,190 --> 00:30:12,458 Yeah, these parents are so lame and-and clingy. 736 00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:14,994 Yeah, it's like, cut the cord already, right, guys? 737 00:30:14,996 --> 00:30:17,296 Yeah, yeah, that baby's not even cute. 738 00:30:17,298 --> 00:30:18,581 Super ugly baby. 739 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:20,633 It's almost physically repulsive. 740 00:30:22,386 --> 00:30:24,637 Aw.... Aw... 741 00:30:25,589 --> 00:30:28,224 Great, I just started lactating. 742 00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:30,543 Me, too. 743 00:30:30,545 --> 00:30:33,346 So, what do you want to do? 744 00:30:36,150 --> 00:30:38,768 Robin, I do not want to meddle, 745 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:42,188 but this is like the classic love song says... 746 00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:44,190 (singing loudly and high-pitched) 747 00:30:47,494 --> 00:30:48,945 Ranjit. 748 00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:52,665 Ranjit, let's just communicate via text from now on, okay? 749 00:30:54,734 --> 00:30:56,085 (singing stops) 750 00:30:56,087 --> 00:30:57,753 I appreciate what you're doing. 751 00:30:57,755 --> 00:31:00,706 But I'm not chasing after Barney anymore. 752 00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:03,876 I-I just got done being crazy about all that. 753 00:31:03,878 --> 00:31:07,096 I mean, why would I want to throw myself back in that pit? 754 00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:08,747 Because you're in love with him. 755 00:31:08,749 --> 00:31:10,766 No, I'm not. 756 00:31:10,768 --> 00:31:12,885 I'm happy for him. 757 00:31:12,887 --> 00:31:16,439 So, it doesn't bother you that Barney Stinson's gonna propose 758 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:19,758 to another woman on top of the World Wide News building? 759 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,760 Wait, why the top of the World Wide News building? 760 00:31:21,762 --> 00:31:24,096 I guess it's Patrice's favorite spot in the city. 761 00:31:24,098 --> 00:31:27,066 Damn it, Patrice, that's my favorite spot in the city! 762 00:31:27,068 --> 00:31:30,903 Whoa. (phone chimes) 763 00:31:30,905 --> 00:31:32,771 Ranjit says, "Whoa." 764 00:31:32,773 --> 00:31:34,657 Okay... (sighs) 765 00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:39,111 maybe that one detail stings a little bit, 766 00:31:39,113 --> 00:31:41,631 but that doesn't mean I'm in love with Barney. 767 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:42,882 (phone chimes) 768 00:31:42,884 --> 00:31:44,783 "Sounds like she's in love with Barney." 769 00:31:44,785 --> 00:31:47,303 Okay, is this divider even slightly soundproof? 770 00:31:47,305 --> 00:31:48,754 (phone chimes) 771 00:31:48,756 --> 00:31:49,922 "Yes." 772 00:31:49,924 --> 00:31:52,241 With a little winky face. 773 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,810 Look, I... I hope it goes well for Barney. 774 00:31:54,812 --> 00:31:57,430 I really do. 775 00:31:57,432 --> 00:31:59,098 But tonight there is no place I would rather be 776 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:00,566 than at your building. 777 00:32:00,568 --> 00:32:02,401 Celebrating with you. 778 00:32:02,403 --> 00:32:04,487 Are you sure? 779 00:32:05,455 --> 00:32:09,492 Ranjit, to Teddy Westside's kick-ass building. 780 00:32:09,494 --> 00:32:11,110 I cannot hear you. 781 00:32:11,112 --> 00:32:14,947 We will be there in five minutes. 782 00:32:14,949 --> 00:32:17,816 This kid does not mean that you're special. 783 00:32:17,818 --> 00:32:22,421 It just means that you're horny and you're easy. 784 00:32:22,423 --> 00:32:24,090 Now, come on, let me smell his head. 785 00:32:24,092 --> 00:32:27,927 Li-Lily, Lily, no, no, no, no, come on. 786 00:32:27,929 --> 00:32:31,497 Seriously, Ted, what is up with the floor? 787 00:32:31,499 --> 00:32:33,382 Lily. What? 788 00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:34,684 Is it harder than we thought 789 00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:36,502 to be away from Marvin? Yes. 790 00:32:36,504 --> 00:32:39,105 But are we gonna have fun or are we gonna wallow 791 00:32:39,107 --> 00:32:40,506 in the corner like idiots? 792 00:32:40,508 --> 00:32:43,526 BOTH (crying): ♪ Night, night, little Marvin 793 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:47,063 ♪ Stars twinkle for you 794 00:32:48,398 --> 00:32:51,984 ♪ The Dreamland train's a-chuggin' ♪ 795 00:32:51,986 --> 00:32:53,953 ♪ All your dreams 796 00:32:53,955 --> 00:32:57,856 ♪ Will come true. 797 00:32:57,858 --> 00:33:00,526 Hey. 798 00:33:00,528 --> 00:33:04,530 Do you realize that something you thought up in your head 799 00:33:04,532 --> 00:33:08,701 now exists as a part of the Manhattan skyline? 800 00:33:09,636 --> 00:33:11,053 That's huge. 801 00:33:11,055 --> 00:33:13,422 It's just a building. 802 00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:15,725 I mean, I'm incredibly young for such an achievement, 803 00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:16,892 but it's just a building. 804 00:33:16,894 --> 00:33:18,394 I mean, Architecture Vision Weekly 805 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,930 may have dubbed it "more than just a building," 806 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,348 but it's just a building. 807 00:33:22,350 --> 00:33:23,716 So let's not get carried... 808 00:33:23,718 --> 00:33:25,318 Okay, you're right, it's huge. 809 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,569 It is huge. 810 00:33:26,571 --> 00:33:28,437 You're the star of the party, and who knows? 811 00:33:28,439 --> 00:33:31,273 Maybe the future Mrs. Ted Mosby is gonna be there. 812 00:33:34,411 --> 00:33:37,896 Yeah, maybe she will. 813 00:33:39,065 --> 00:33:40,916 Oh. 814 00:33:40,918 --> 00:33:42,635 Wait, this isn't your... 815 00:33:44,254 --> 00:33:45,838 (sighs) 816 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,073 This is the World Wide News building. 817 00:33:48,908 --> 00:33:51,093 Go get him. 818 00:33:54,405 --> 00:33:57,496 I told you, I am done chasing Barney. 819 00:33:57,851 --> 00:33:59,851 Now can we please go to your party? 820 00:33:59,853 --> 00:34:02,737 Robin, do you want to spend tonight making small talk 821 00:34:02,739 --> 00:34:04,471 with a bunch of bankers 822 00:34:04,473 --> 00:34:06,941 in a daring yet refined contemporary masterpiece 823 00:34:06,943 --> 00:34:09,360 King Kong should feel lucky to climb... 824 00:34:10,245 --> 00:34:11,863 ...or do you want to follow your heart? 825 00:34:11,865 --> 00:34:15,333 Why do you keep insisting that I have feelings for Barney? 826 00:34:15,335 --> 00:34:17,502 (phone chimes) Because you do. 827 00:34:17,504 --> 00:34:19,921 See, even Ranjit agrees. 828 00:34:19,923 --> 00:34:21,689 Oh, he's got to pee. 829 00:34:21,691 --> 00:34:24,458 The point is, 830 00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,760 you're not over Barney. 831 00:34:25,762 --> 00:34:27,328 That's why you freaked out about him proposing 832 00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:29,163 on the roof of the World Wide News building. 833 00:34:29,165 --> 00:34:31,132 I did not freak out. 834 00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:33,050 It's just... 835 00:34:33,052 --> 00:34:35,669 a teeny, tiny bit annoying 836 00:34:35,671 --> 00:34:37,638 that I am the one 837 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,840 who showed her that roof in the first place! 838 00:34:39,842 --> 00:34:41,008 Damn it, Patrice! 839 00:34:41,010 --> 00:34:42,843 Whoa. 840 00:34:42,845 --> 00:34:44,228 (phone chimes) 841 00:34:44,230 --> 00:34:46,864 "Never mind; I found a soda bottle." 842 00:34:46,866 --> 00:34:48,482 Okay, that's disturbing. 843 00:34:48,484 --> 00:34:50,368 What do you want me to do, Ted? 844 00:34:50,370 --> 00:34:51,736 Run up to that roof, 845 00:34:51,738 --> 00:34:53,454 knock the ring out of Barney's hand, 846 00:34:53,456 --> 00:34:56,908 and say, "Sorry to interrupt, but you should be with me"? 847 00:34:56,910 --> 00:35:00,211 Is that what you want? 848 00:35:00,213 --> 00:35:02,129 No. 849 00:35:02,131 --> 00:35:04,248 I don't. 850 00:35:06,134 --> 00:35:10,087 I can't keep making an ass of myself. 851 00:35:11,089 --> 00:35:13,540 Well, 852 00:35:13,542 --> 00:35:16,427 a word in defense of making an ass of yourself, 853 00:35:16,429 --> 00:35:17,878 it's underrated. 854 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,481 Eight years ago 855 00:35:20,483 --> 00:35:23,384 I made an ass of myself chasing after you, 856 00:35:23,386 --> 00:35:25,653 and I've made an ass of myself chasing after you 857 00:35:25,655 --> 00:35:27,321 a bunch of times since then. 858 00:35:28,490 --> 00:35:30,057 But I have no regrets. 859 00:35:31,059 --> 00:35:32,660 Because it led me to something 860 00:35:32,662 --> 00:35:34,195 that I wouldn't trade for the world. 861 00:35:34,197 --> 00:35:37,731 It led to you being my friend. 862 00:35:39,067 --> 00:35:41,118 So, as your friend 863 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,671 and a leading expert in the field 864 00:35:43,673 --> 00:35:45,406 of making an ass of yourself, 865 00:35:45,408 --> 00:35:47,124 I say to you 866 00:35:47,126 --> 00:35:50,511 from the heart, 867 00:35:50,513 --> 00:35:54,581 get the hell out of this car. 868 00:35:54,583 --> 00:35:57,268 (exhales) 869 00:35:57,270 --> 00:36:00,688 But, Ted, 870 00:36:00,690 --> 00:36:04,058 your big night. 871 00:36:06,561 --> 00:36:09,146 It's just a building. 872 00:36:19,374 --> 00:36:21,559 (door closes) 873 00:36:45,150 --> 00:36:47,518 BARNEY: The Robin. 874 00:36:49,604 --> 00:36:51,589 Step one: admit to yourself 875 00:36:51,591 --> 00:36:53,557 that you still have feelings for this girl. 876 00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:57,361 I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. 877 00:36:58,096 --> 00:37:00,164 More than she knows. 878 00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:01,949 Step two: 879 00:37:01,951 --> 00:37:04,001 choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move 880 00:37:04,003 --> 00:37:05,086 after hanging out 881 00:37:05,088 --> 00:37:08,289 at a strip club 882 00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:10,675 and get shot down on purpose. 883 00:37:12,461 --> 00:37:14,378 Step three: 884 00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:17,098 agree that you two don't work, locking the door 885 00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:18,833 on any future you could have together. 886 00:37:18,835 --> 00:37:20,634 I'm done trying to get you. 887 00:37:21,453 --> 00:37:22,970 I can't do it anymore. 888 00:37:22,972 --> 00:37:24,671 Which will drive Robin nuts. 889 00:37:24,673 --> 00:37:25,923 Huh. 890 00:37:25,925 --> 00:37:28,943 Step four: 891 00:37:28,945 --> 00:37:31,145 Robin goes nuts. 892 00:37:31,863 --> 00:37:32,997 Step five: 893 00:37:32,999 --> 00:37:35,182 find the person who annoys Robin most 894 00:37:35,184 --> 00:37:36,150 in the world... 895 00:37:36,152 --> 00:37:39,403 Nobody asked for your help, Patrice! 896 00:37:39,405 --> 00:37:42,673 ...and ask for her help. 897 00:37:42,675 --> 00:37:44,992 Oh, hi, Barney. 898 00:37:44,994 --> 00:37:46,127 What are you doing here? 899 00:37:46,129 --> 00:37:47,745 Actually, I'm looking for you. 900 00:37:47,747 --> 00:37:50,047 This may sound kind of weird, but I have a proposition... 901 00:37:50,049 --> 00:37:52,216 Explain everything to Patrice 902 00:37:52,218 --> 00:37:54,085 and hope she agrees to help. 903 00:37:54,087 --> 00:37:55,869 Yay. I love Robin. 904 00:37:55,871 --> 00:37:58,005 Of course I'll help. (giggles) 905 00:37:58,007 --> 00:37:59,557 Good, good. (screams) 906 00:37:59,559 --> 00:38:01,759 Step six: check with your doctor 907 00:38:01,761 --> 00:38:03,877 about possible broken ribs. 908 00:38:03,879 --> 00:38:06,680 Step seven: pretend to be dating Patrice. 909 00:38:06,682 --> 00:38:10,017 Nobody asked you here, Patrice! 910 00:38:11,153 --> 00:38:12,820 Actually, I did. 911 00:38:12,822 --> 00:38:14,105 Step eight: 912 00:38:14,107 --> 00:38:16,407 wait until Robin inevitably breaks into your place 913 00:38:16,409 --> 00:38:18,409 to find the Playbook and show it to Patrice, 914 00:38:18,411 --> 00:38:20,694 which you'll monitor via the hidden cameras 915 00:38:20,696 --> 00:38:23,397 you have in your apartment. 916 00:38:25,233 --> 00:38:29,069 Patrice, the robin's in the nest. 917 00:38:29,071 --> 00:38:32,673 That means Robin broke into my apartment 918 00:38:32,675 --> 00:38:34,508 Were you even listening when I explained the codes? 919 00:38:34,510 --> 00:38:36,460 Step nine: after Patrice finds the Playbook, 920 00:38:36,462 --> 00:38:39,597 have your first big fight. 921 00:38:39,599 --> 00:38:41,182 This is going so well. 922 00:38:41,184 --> 00:38:42,416 Thank you so much. 923 00:38:42,418 --> 00:38:45,085 I know, but what the heck are Lily and Ted doing here? 924 00:38:45,087 --> 00:38:47,104 I don't know. My friends have no boundaries. 925 00:38:47,106 --> 00:38:49,056 (groans) How can I ever thank you? 926 00:38:49,058 --> 00:38:50,941 Will you watch my cat next weekend? 927 00:38:50,943 --> 00:38:52,476 No. 928 00:38:52,478 --> 00:38:55,112 Come on, we should probably go back inside. 929 00:38:55,114 --> 00:38:56,781 Step ten: 930 00:38:56,783 --> 00:38:58,282 prove your loyalty to Patrice 931 00:38:58,284 --> 00:38:59,933 by burning the Playbook, 932 00:38:59,935 --> 00:39:01,819 and actually burn it. 933 00:39:03,572 --> 00:39:06,157 You don't need it anymore. 934 00:39:07,492 --> 00:39:08,775 Step 11: 935 00:39:08,777 --> 00:39:10,377 because your friends have no boundaries, 936 00:39:10,379 --> 00:39:11,879 they'll inevitably have 937 00:39:11,881 --> 00:39:13,330 an intervention for Robin, 938 00:39:13,332 --> 00:39:15,282 which you'll monitor via the hidden cameras 939 00:39:15,284 --> 00:39:16,884 you have in Marshall and Lily's apartment. 940 00:39:16,886 --> 00:39:18,586 Step 12: 941 00:39:18,588 --> 00:39:19,887 tell only Ted about your plan 942 00:39:19,889 --> 00:39:21,455 to propose to Patrice. 943 00:39:21,457 --> 00:39:23,474 You can't tell anybody. 944 00:39:23,476 --> 00:39:25,226 Agreed? 945 00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:28,462 Step 13: 946 00:39:28,464 --> 00:39:30,147 wait and see if Ted tells Robin, 947 00:39:30,149 --> 00:39:31,799 and if he does... 948 00:39:31,801 --> 00:39:33,400 Barney's getting engaged. 949 00:39:33,402 --> 00:39:35,186 ...it means your best bro in the world 950 00:39:35,188 --> 00:39:38,355 has let go of Robin and has given you his blessing. 951 00:39:38,357 --> 00:39:41,442 Step 14: Robin arrives 952 00:39:41,444 --> 00:39:43,244 at her favorite spot in the city 953 00:39:43,246 --> 00:39:44,612 and finds the secret final page 954 00:39:44,614 --> 00:39:47,414 of the Playbook. 955 00:39:47,416 --> 00:39:49,033 The last play 956 00:39:49,035 --> 00:39:50,817 you'll ever run. 957 00:39:50,819 --> 00:39:53,254 Step 15: Robin realizes 958 00:39:53,256 --> 00:39:55,873 she's standing underneath mistletoe. 959 00:40:04,466 --> 00:40:05,799 (sighs) 960 00:40:05,801 --> 00:40:07,000 Seriously, Barney? 961 00:40:07,002 --> 00:40:09,220 Even you, 962 00:40:09,222 --> 00:40:12,806 even someone as certifiably insane as you 963 00:40:12,808 --> 00:40:15,226 must realize that this is too far. 964 00:40:16,378 --> 00:40:17,945 You lied to me, 965 00:40:17,947 --> 00:40:19,730 manipulated me for weeks. 966 00:40:19,732 --> 00:40:22,182 Do you really think I could ever kiss you after that? 967 00:40:22,184 --> 00:40:23,350 Do you really think 968 00:40:23,352 --> 00:40:25,953 I could ever trust you after that? 969 00:40:25,955 --> 00:40:26,904 This... 970 00:40:26,906 --> 00:40:28,489 this is proof 971 00:40:28,491 --> 00:40:29,657 of why we don't work, 972 00:40:29,659 --> 00:40:31,158 why we'll never work. 973 00:40:32,110 --> 00:40:33,577 So thank you. 974 00:40:33,579 --> 00:40:35,696 You've set me free because... 975 00:40:35,698 --> 00:40:38,865 how could I be with a man who thinks that this... 976 00:40:38,867 --> 00:40:41,468 trick, this enormous lie 977 00:40:41,470 --> 00:40:43,971 could ever make me want to date him again? 978 00:40:44,756 --> 00:40:46,857 Turn it over. 979 00:40:46,859 --> 00:40:49,042 (sighs) 980 00:40:55,684 --> 00:40:57,384 Robin Scherbatsky... 981 00:40:58,353 --> 00:41:00,554 ...will you marry me? 982 00:41:06,261 --> 00:41:08,462 Yes. 983 00:41:09,064 --> 00:41:12,783 ♪ In the oceans deep 984 00:41:12,785 --> 00:41:16,503 ♪ In the canyons steep 985 00:41:16,505 --> 00:41:18,872 ♪ Walls of granite 986 00:41:18,874 --> 00:41:22,576 ♪ Here I stand 987 00:41:22,578 --> 00:41:27,097 ♪ All my desperate calls 988 00:41:27,099 --> 00:41:30,551 ♪ Echo off the walls 989 00:41:30,553 --> 00:41:32,686 ♪ Back and forth... 990 00:41:32,688 --> 00:41:35,272 And so, let's all raise a glass to Ted Mosby. 991 00:41:35,274 --> 00:41:36,724 None of this 992 00:41:36,726 --> 00:41:38,859 would have been possible without him. 993 00:41:38,861 --> 00:41:39,977 To Ted. 994 00:41:39,979 --> 00:41:41,612 ALL: To Ted. 995 00:41:41,614 --> 00:41:45,032 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 996 00:41:45,034 --> 00:41:49,102 ♪ Oh-oh-oh- oh-oh ♪ 997 00:41:49,104 --> 00:41:51,822 ♪ Oh-oh 998 00:41:51,824 --> 00:41:55,075 ♪ To believe 999 00:41:55,077 --> 00:41:57,911 ♪ I walk 1000 00:41:57,913 --> 00:42:02,082 ♪ Alone 1001 00:42:06,421 --> 00:42:08,789 ♪ Is a lie 1002 00:42:08,791 --> 00:42:13,177 ♪ That I've ♪ 1003 00:42:13,179 --> 00:42:15,763 ♪ Been told 1004 00:42:15,765 --> 00:42:20,851 ♪ So let your heart hold fast 1005 00:42:20,853 --> 00:42:24,521 ♪ For this soon shall pass 1006 00:42:24,523 --> 00:42:26,991 ♪ There's another hill ahead. ♪ 1007 00:42:26,993 --> 00:42:31,993 == sync, corrected by elderman ==