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So?
No.
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No. You-You were in.
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I said, "Have you met Ted"
and everything.
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How could that not work?
I don't know,
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we introduced ourselves,
I bought her a drink,
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told her I loved her...
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What?
I'm kidding.
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Hold on, Roxanne-- if that
really is your name.
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It's not. It's Robin.
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You played "Have You Met Ted"
without me?
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In my bar with my Ted?
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Maybe stealing a bro's wingman
is okay back in...
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I'm sorry, what's the name of
this third world banana republic
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you claim to be from?
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Canada.
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I have literally
never heard of that place.
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When'd you move
here, anyway?
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Two months ago.
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How do you like it?
Honestly,
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it-it's been
a little tough.
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I moved here for this on-air
reporter job at Metro News 1
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thinking it was gonna
be my big break,
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only to find out
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that our viewership
mostly consists
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of DMV waiting rooms
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and people plugging in their
TV for the first time.
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To top it all off,
I have no friends.
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Um... wrong.
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You have four friends
right here.
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Right, guys?
Uh, yeah.
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You're totally in our gang,
now. And once you're in,
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you're in for life, right?
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She's in.
Oh. All right.
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She's in.
Welcome.
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Well, if I'm in, I should
get the next round.
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Whoa, whoa,
Ooh,
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I like this girl.
ho, ho.
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I'm serious, I
like this girl.
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And we need some estrogen
up in this bitch.
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All we ever talk about
is Scotch and sports.
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Five Glen McKennas,
21 years, neat.
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And switch it
to the hockey game, 'cause
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my Canucks are gonna
bury the Bruins, yo.
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So here's the deal
with the deal.
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Robin's my new
best friend--
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nobody bangs her.
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Hey, hey,
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hey, she only rejected me
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three times,
she's still very much in play.
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I'm serious.
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There's only one way I'd let
either of you have sex with her.
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Not that. It's never that.
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I really want this girl
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to stay a part
of our lives.
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So the only way you're allowed
to hook up with her...
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is if you marry her.
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Too rich for my blood.
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That son of a bitch did it.
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He really did.
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So you're moving
to Chicago tomorrow, huh?
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How do you feel?
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Uh, I'm looking forward to it.
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The job's amazing.
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I got a great apartment
lined up.
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You know, it's...
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It's exciting.
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Onwards and upwar...
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♪ How I Met Your Mother 9x23 ♪
Last Forever, Part 1
Original Air Date on March 31, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Hey! Bass player.
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It's me. The guy from
the drug store with the diapers
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that hit on you,
then we went outside
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and had a deep, emotional
talk on a bus bench.
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I ...I-I'm gonna be really
surprised if I have to be
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more specific than that.
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Remember when you
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told me to stop
messing around
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and go get the girl?
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Well, check it. I got her.
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What about you?
You still dating that guy?
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Grape Scotch
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Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted.
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Right here, right here,
Yeah,
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I-I see you, Barney.
right here, right here.
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Good, great. Then it's
time to play a little game
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I like to call Have...
Yeah,
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Barney, I...
No, no.
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You are not getting out
of Have You Met Ted.
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There's a girl
that you have to meet.
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She is perfect for you.
And has...
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she met you?
No, she has... not.
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Think of all the sex
you're gonna ha..
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Barney.
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I ha... I have to go.
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What, now?
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Yeah.
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Y...
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W-We have to do this outside.
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Robin.
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It's been a major pleasure.
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Major Pleasure.
Major Pleasure.
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Come here.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Oh, God, no, this is too real.
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I can't handle this,
Marshall's next.
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Marshall.
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Good luck out there
in Chicago.
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I'm gonna be kind of jealous
of you, getting to have
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Gazzola's pizza
whenever you want.
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You're gonna be in Rome.
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Yeah. I guess.
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I just...
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I feel like a hug isn't enough.
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E.T. good-bye?
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I'll be right...
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here.
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Okay, it helped,
but that was really creepy.
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I don't want to see you for awhile.
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Barney.
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Mm.
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We licked the Liberty Bell.
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We did?
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Yeah, you...
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You don't remember that?
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Uh, I've done
a lot of cool stuff, Ted.
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Oh, my God.
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I just... I just realized:
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Who am I gonna high five now?
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Come on, dude.
No, no,
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I'm being serious.
What if I see...
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a pack of lions
fighting a tyrannosaurus?
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Or, better yet,
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what if I see boobs?
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Who am I...
who am I gonna high five then?
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You can high
five Marshall.
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Yeah, yeah. But Marshall
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only likes to high five
about Lily boobs.
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Oh, always.
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Okay, Barney.
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I have an idea.
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One last high five.
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A high five to echo
throughout eternity.
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Yes.
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And within
that high five will be
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all the high fives
we've ever high fived.
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And all the high fives we
could ever possibly high five.
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A high infinity.
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A high infinity, exactly.
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Let's do this.
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All right,
everybody back up.
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Oh, boy.
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I'll see you
on the other side, Ray.
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Nice working with you,
Dr. Venkman.
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Aah!
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Ow!
Ow!
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Oh. Oh.
Oh!
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Worth it.
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So worth it.
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So I rushed out
to make the train,
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which is now 45 minutes late.
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This lady
with the bass guitar--
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was she pretty?
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Yeah.
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She was beautiful.
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Go back and meet her.
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No.
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But what if it was destiny?
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Lady, it's been
a really long weekend.
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I'm moving to Chicago tomorrow.
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I can't really
talk destiny right now.
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Okay.
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Yes?
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What if the universe
sent you a gigantic sign
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that this woman
was your destiny?
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Then would you talk to her?
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Yeah, sure. I mean,
I-I guess I would have to.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Where is that train?
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Can I ask one more question?
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What?
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This girl with the bass guitar--
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is that her?
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That is her, isn't it?
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This is so exciting.
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G-Go talk to her.
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All right. Just be cool,
lady. Damn.
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Why are you still
sitting here?
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Because I'm moving to
Chicago tomorrow, remember?
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And 24 hours
from now,
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my life is gonna be
completely different.
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This is so strange,
you know, now that Ted's
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gone, it's just a...
a different vibe.
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You can just f-feel
his absence.
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Are you kidding me?!
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Oh, hey.
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Ted, what are
you doing here?
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Just having a drink.
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What are you doing
in New York?
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Aren't you
supposed to be in Chicago?
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No... Oh.
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Yeah, I'm not doing that.
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What?
What?
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I'm not moving to Chicago.
Why?
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I met a girl.
You...
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son of a bitch!
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What is the matter with you?
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How could you put us
through that?
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That good-bye was
emotionally devastating.
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A certain delicate flower
cried all night in the shower.
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And I was pretty
bummed, too.
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And now you're
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staying because of some girl?
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I mean, who is
this person?
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The bass player
from the wedding band.
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Oh, yeah, she's great.
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Love her.
Right,
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right?
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What are you... What are you doing?
Calling her.
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Don't do this.
Don't call her the next day.
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You're blowing this.
Huh?
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Three days.
You wait three days,
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Ted.
Oh, the
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three day rule
is-is a childish,
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manipulative
mind game.
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But yeah, you
wait three days.
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H-Hey, it's Ted. Hi. Um,
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listen, do you ... do you want
to have dinner tomorrow night?
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Great.
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It was clear I meant
with me, right?
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Same answer. Solid.
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Why does he keep
doing this?
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He meets 'em,
he likes 'em way too much,
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he goes way too big, too soon,
and he ends up blowing it.
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I can't take this anymore.
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He's fallen in love
so many times now.
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Not like this.
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This is different.
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Come on, go talk to her.
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Oh, and it'll all be
because of me.
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And I'll sing
at your wedding.
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Y-You are gonna have
a big wedding, right?
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What? No.
Just be cool, lady. Damn.
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And aren't big weddings
kind of a young man's game?
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You don't have a big wedding
in your 30s.
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If I do ever get married,
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I'm keeping it simple.
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A hot air balloon?
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Well, yeah. I mean,
when you're getting married
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in a 17th-century castle in
France and making your entrance
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on a stagecoach
with six white horses,
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you kind of got to make
a big exit.
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How much are you
spending on this?
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Oh, like, a lot of money.
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Mm.
All of my money.
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Look, I know you guys
have been traveling a lot,
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but you're coming, right?
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Oh course. What...
Duh.
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I'll get the next round.
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Thanks.
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I'd offer, but...
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Castle.
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00:11:00,411 --> 00:11:03,162
Yeah.
265
00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:04,780
So, how you guys doing?
266
00:11:04,782 --> 00:11:06,632
I mean, Robin's really
taking off at work, huh?
267
00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:10,252
It's like, "Robin Scherbatsky,
World Wide News, Caracas."
268
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:13,088
"Robin Scherbatsky, World Wide
News, St. Petersburg."
269
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,723
"Robin Scherbatsky,
World Wide News,
270
00:11:14,725 --> 00:11:17,176
anywhere but New York,
apparently."
271
00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:18,460
But it's great.
272
00:11:18,462 --> 00:11:20,729
Uh, it's makes things
super difficult for us,
273
00:11:20,731 --> 00:11:23,599
but it's great. It's great.
274
00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:26,068
It's great. It's great.
275
00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,152
One more and I'll believe you.
276
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,321
It's great.
Sounds great.
277
00:11:29,323 --> 00:11:30,980
Hey.
Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late.
278
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,260
Can I talk to you for a minute?
279
00:11:32,285 --> 00:11:34,645
Yeah, sure. Did you wire the
down payment to the castle guy?
280
00:11:35,145 --> 00:11:36,662
I got a castle guy.
281
00:11:36,664 --> 00:11:39,081
I've got, like,
three castle guys.
282
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,784
And a moat guy, so...
283
00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:44,787
I didn't wire the
payment because
284
00:11:44,789 --> 00:11:48,140
I don't think we can get
married in September.
285
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,192
What-What, why?
Because,
286
00:11:50,194 --> 00:11:52,160
when I do get married,
287
00:11:52,162 --> 00:11:54,797
I kind of want to fit
288
00:11:54,799 --> 00:11:57,666
in... my dress.
289
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,969
Why wouldn't you f...
290
00:12:01,671 --> 00:12:02,771
No.
291
00:12:02,773 --> 00:12:03,772
Yeah.
292
00:12:03,774 --> 00:12:04,840
No.
Yeah.
293
00:12:04,842 --> 00:12:05,841
Yeah, yeah.
294
00:12:05,843 --> 00:12:08,026
Yeah.
Whoa.
295
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,397
What's going on?
296
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:13,866
She's getting a boob job.
297
00:12:15,184 --> 00:12:17,536
We just peeked in on Penny
298
00:12:17,538 --> 00:12:18,954
asleep in the baby room.
299
00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:20,072
It's adorable.
300
00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:22,458
The whole place
looks great, guys.
301
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:25,577
But I can't believe you let Ted
hang his jousting lance
302
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,963
from the renaissance fair
on your bedroom wall.
303
00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:29,882
Yeah.
304
00:12:29,884 --> 00:12:31,366
That's Ted's.
305
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,886
So, Marshall, how's your job going?
Mm.
306
00:12:33,888 --> 00:12:36,037
My chair...
307
00:12:36,039 --> 00:12:38,123
is reasonably comfortable.
308
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,392
For short periods of time.
309
00:12:40,394 --> 00:12:42,878
Marshall has decided to say
310
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,681
only positive things about
being back in corporate law.
311
00:12:45,683 --> 00:12:46,715
So you hate it?
312
00:12:46,717 --> 00:12:49,718
Much of what I do does not
make me cry.
313
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,488
But the job's only temporary.
314
00:12:52,490 --> 00:12:55,407
Marshall was offered
the judgeship once,
315
00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:57,159
and he turned it down for me.
316
00:12:57,161 --> 00:12:59,778
So, karmically, that phone
has to ring again.
317
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,697
And even if it doesn't,
318
00:13:01,699 --> 00:13:03,499
today, when my boss
319
00:13:03,501 --> 00:13:06,401
threw his egg salad sandwich
at my face,
320
00:13:06,403 --> 00:13:08,337
some of it got into my mouth.
321
00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:10,339
And it was tasty.
322
00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:12,541
Hey, what
about you guys?
323
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,009
How was Argentina?
324
00:13:15,578 --> 00:13:17,746
Great. It was great.
325
00:13:17,748 --> 00:13:19,097
It was great.
It was great.
326
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,883
It was great.
It was great.
327
00:13:20,885 --> 00:13:23,752
It was great.
328
00:13:23,754 --> 00:13:25,637
One more and I'll
believe you.
329
00:13:26,941 --> 00:13:28,857
This is so not great.
330
00:13:28,859 --> 00:13:31,610
I'm sorry that I have
to work while I'm here.
331
00:13:31,612 --> 00:13:32,979
It's called being on assignment.
332
00:13:33,004 --> 00:13:35,365
Well, what about me? There's
no Wi-Fi in this hotel.
333
00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:37,483
How am I supposed to
run a business, Robin,
334
00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:39,234
with no Wi-Fi?
335
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,453
It's not a business,
Barney, it's a blog, okay?
336
00:13:41,455 --> 00:13:43,372
It is a lifestyle blog.
337
00:13:43,374 --> 00:13:46,492
For the upscale, sophisticated
urban gentleman, and it's
338
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:50,295
never gonna take off if I can't
post today's boner joke.
339
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,584
I know I'm always traveling.
340
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,920
We both hate it when
I'm gone, we both hate it
341
00:13:57,922 --> 00:14:00,722
when I drag you with me.
Neither of us is happy.
342
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,476
Is this just not
working anymore?
343
00:14:04,478 --> 00:14:07,346
Wait, w... What "this"?
This-this?
344
00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:11,683
If I gave you an out,
right now--
345
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,902
if there was
an exit ramp right here
346
00:14:13,904 --> 00:14:17,406
at the three-year mark--
347
00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:19,408
would you take it?
348
00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:22,327
Before I answer that,
real quick:
349
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,646
you want to get super drunk
and have sex right now?
350
00:14:24,648 --> 00:14:26,415
Of course.
351
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,917
And then, one thing
led to another.
352
00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:30,485
And then another.
353
00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:31,703
And then another
after that.
354
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,088
Oh.
Oh.
355
00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,507
And we kept drinking, and
356
00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:38,126
may have had
a little... too much.
357
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,182
Arigato.
358
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,717
Wow, these rooms
all look the same,
359
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,002
even when you're sober.
360
00:14:47,004 --> 00:14:49,471
You're sober?
361
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,842
So, um...
362
00:14:53,844 --> 00:14:57,446
about what we discussed
last night.
363
00:14:59,015 --> 00:15:01,366
How do you feel?
364
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,626
I love you, Robin.
365
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,248
And when we got married,
366
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:22,170
I made a vow that I would always
tell you the truth.
367
00:15:23,706 --> 00:15:27,809
We got divorced.
368
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,086
I can't believe you got
divorced without telling us.
369
00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:38,721
This is my mom and
dad all over again.
370
00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:40,940
Barney, if you start
brewing your own beer now
371
00:15:40,942 --> 00:15:42,709
and nail my prom
date, so help me...
372
00:15:42,711 --> 00:15:44,277
Years too late on
one of those, Teddy.
373
00:15:44,979 --> 00:15:46,546
Guys, it's okay.
374
00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:48,581
This isn't
a failed marriage.
375
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,233
It's a very
successful marriage
376
00:15:50,235 --> 00:15:52,118
that happened to
only last three years.
377
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,120
You both want this?
378
00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:55,955
For real?
379
00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:57,957
We do.
380
00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,775
For real.
381
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:03,429
Lily, you okay?
382
00:16:03,431 --> 00:16:04,964
Of course
I'm not okay.
383
00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:07,417
This ruins
everything.
384
00:16:07,419 --> 00:16:08,751
Now we have to choose sides,
385
00:16:08,753 --> 00:16:10,887
and obviously
we're gonna choose Robin,
386
00:16:10,889 --> 00:16:12,722
but Barney has his moments.
387
00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:14,223
I really liked
388
00:16:14,225 --> 00:16:15,641
the boner joke of the day.
389
00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:17,977
Look, you guys do not need
to pick sides.
390
00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:19,187
Nothing has to change.
391
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,647
No. We've already
broken up before
392
00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,682
and we've stayed friends,
remember?
393
00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:26,652
As long as you promise me this
won't mean we stop hanging out.
394
00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:28,855
Okay.
395
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,656
I'm serious.
I know, but, I mean,
396
00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:32,608
we hardly hang out anymore
anyway.
397
00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,643
They live in the suburbs now,
398
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,662
and you two are about
to have baby number three.
399
00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:40,450
Please. You're so obvious.
400
00:16:40,452 --> 00:16:42,985
Your gals are back up
to a full C-cup,
401
00:16:42,987 --> 00:16:45,154
and you've been sipping
her drink all night long.
402
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,590
We didn't want
to announce anything
403
00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:48,958
till we knew for sure.
404
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,343
Oh, my gosh, Lily!
405
00:16:50,345 --> 00:16:51,928
That's amazing!
Oh, congratulations!
406
00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:53,996
Oh, my God.
Wait, see?
407
00:16:53,998 --> 00:16:55,631
This, right here,
408
00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:58,834
this is why we can't fall
out of each other's lives.
409
00:16:58,836 --> 00:17:01,437
We have to be here
for the big moments.
410
00:17:01,439 --> 00:17:03,856
Just promise me,
no matter what,
411
00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:06,692
we will always be there
for the big moments.
412
00:17:06,694 --> 00:17:10,846
I-I promise. We'll-we'll always
be there for the big moments.
413
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,699
Mm.
See?
414
00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:16,519
It's like this whole divorce
thing never happened.
415
00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:18,988
I...
416
00:17:21,658 --> 00:17:23,042
Hey.
Hi, sweetie.
417
00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:24,627
How was work?
418
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:27,830
My-my boss only called me
three words
419
00:17:27,832 --> 00:17:30,500
that meant "vagina" today.
420
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,035
How are the kids?
Asleep.
421
00:17:33,037 --> 00:17:35,171
Good. This is working, right?
422
00:17:35,173 --> 00:17:38,257
Marvin and Daisy sharing a room
together? It's not too cramped?
423
00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:40,259
And then when the
next one arrives,
424
00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:43,229
we'll just put her
crib... in the shower.
425
00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:45,932
It's the perfect size.
It'll save time on cleanups...
426
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:46,882
Let's move
somewhere bigger.
427
00:17:46,884 --> 00:17:48,851
Yes. Oh, thank God.
428
00:17:48,853 --> 00:17:51,387
I mean... You know,
429
00:17:51,389 --> 00:17:53,889
don't get me wrong.
I love this apartment.
430
00:17:53,891 --> 00:17:56,159
How do you say good-bye
to so many special memories?
431
00:17:56,161 --> 00:17:59,078
Cock-a-mouse!
We have to move!
432
00:18:02,466 --> 00:18:06,002
Hey, Marshall.
Robin!
433
00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:08,337
Hey, I'm so glad you're here.
It's-it's been forever.
434
00:18:08,339 --> 00:18:10,006
Oh, hey.
Hey.
435
00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:11,707
Where's your...
where's your costume?
436
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:14,293
Oh, uh, it's been
a crazy week at work
437
00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:16,045
so no time to go shopping.
438
00:18:16,047 --> 00:18:18,347
Uh, well, who are
you supposed to be?
439
00:18:18,349 --> 00:18:20,749
Okay, I want to make it clear
this is not my idea.
440
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,552
I'm Captain Ahab.
441
00:18:22,554 --> 00:18:24,804
Why is it bad
if it was your idea?
442
00:18:24,806 --> 00:18:26,889
Robin, you made it!
A white whale. Got it.
443
00:18:26,891 --> 00:18:29,108
Aw. Hi.
Hi.
444
00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:30,610
Yeah, I figured,
445
00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:33,929
people are thinkin' it. Might as
well steer into the skid, right?
446
00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:35,615
Where's your costume?
447
00:18:35,617 --> 00:18:36,899
Oh, you know,
I've just been so...
448
00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:38,401
Oh, my God, Marshall!
449
00:18:38,403 --> 00:18:40,102
Guess whose digits
I just scored?
450
00:18:40,104 --> 00:18:42,405
The slutty
police officer's...
451
00:18:42,407 --> 00:18:44,740
tax attorney.
452
00:18:44,742 --> 00:18:46,275
Hey, Robin!
453
00:18:46,277 --> 00:18:48,077
Hey.
Didn't see you there.
454
00:18:48,079 --> 00:18:50,413
Saved it.
455
00:18:50,415 --> 00:18:51,914
Sorry, I got to pee.
456
00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:54,717
I-I'll be back
in... an hour.
457
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,589
Oh, man.
458
00:18:59,591 --> 00:19:02,175
Is Ted still wearing
his hanging chad costume?
459
00:19:02,177 --> 00:19:04,227
How old is that thing?
It's gone
460
00:19:04,229 --> 00:19:06,962
from played out to
charmingly retro and back
461
00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:08,464
six or seven times now.
462
00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:09,932
Kind of
like Ted himself.
463
00:19:09,934 --> 00:19:12,101
Tonight it's working
for him though.
464
00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:15,771
How do you do this, Ted?
How do you
465
00:19:15,773 --> 00:19:18,157
sit out here all night
on the roof in the cold
466
00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:21,060
and still have faith
your pumpkin's gonna show up?
467
00:19:21,062 --> 00:19:23,779
Look, I know that odds are
the love of my life
468
00:19:23,781 --> 00:19:25,831
isn't gonna magically walk
through that door
469
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,650
in a pumpkin costume at...
470
00:19:27,652 --> 00:19:30,152
2:43 in the morning, but...
471
00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:33,873
this seems as nice a spot
as any to just, you know...
472
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,475
sit and wait.
473
00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:45,851
Um...
474
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:48,837
uh, c-can you tell Lily
I-I had to go?
475
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,473
I got to split.
476
00:19:53,977 --> 00:19:55,844
Speaking of splits, do you think
I can do a split in midair
477
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,813
like my boy
David Lee Roth?
478
00:19:57,815 --> 00:19:58,681
I know you can't.
479
00:19:58,683 --> 00:20:00,349
Challenge accepted.
480
00:20:05,822 --> 00:20:08,124
Oh, my scrotum!
481
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,383
I can't get out
of this thing.
482
00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:18,801
I'm holding it.
483
00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:21,003
Wait, are you leaving?
Yeah,
484
00:20:21,005 --> 00:20:23,038
I got a big day tomorrow.
I got to get some sleep.
485
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,058
No, you can't leave.
This is a big moment.
486
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:28,477
We're saying good-bye
to the apartment.
487
00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:30,846
The whole gang has to be here.
488
00:20:30,848 --> 00:20:32,465
The gang?
489
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:35,234
Do you know who the gang is
to me, Lily?
490
00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:36,902
Here's what the gang is:
491
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:39,105
the gang is a married couple
492
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:42,658
who I never see anymore,
about to have their third kid;
493
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:44,694
it's my ex-husband,
494
00:20:44,696 --> 00:20:47,747
hitting on slutty cops
right in front of me;
495
00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:51,734
and it's the guy I probably
should have ended up with
496
00:20:51,736 --> 00:20:54,036
with the beautiful mother
of his child.
497
00:20:54,038 --> 00:20:56,289
I mean, who in their right mind
would call
498
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:58,407
that group of people "the gang"?
499
00:20:58,409 --> 00:21:00,593
Oh...
500
00:21:02,412 --> 00:21:04,930
Oh, oh, so... so what?
501
00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,599
This is all
502
00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:08,351
just over then?
503
00:21:08,353 --> 00:21:11,804
Our whole friendship
is just over?
504
00:21:11,806 --> 00:21:14,857
No. No, of course not.
Look, we'll...
505
00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:17,610
we'll always be friends.
It's just...
506
00:21:17,612 --> 00:21:20,279
never gonna be how it was.
507
00:21:21,315 --> 00:21:22,598
It can't be.
508
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,816
And that doesn't
509
00:21:23,818 --> 00:21:26,101
have to be a sad thing.
510
00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:28,571
There-There's so much
wonderful stuff happening
511
00:21:28,573 --> 00:21:31,106
in all of our
lives right now.
512
00:21:31,108 --> 00:21:33,409
Look, more than enough
to be grateful for.
513
00:21:34,444 --> 00:21:37,279
But the five of us
hanging out at MacLaren's,
514
00:21:37,281 --> 00:21:39,131
being young and stupid...
515
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:42,718
that's just not one
of those things.
516
00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:46,055
That part's over.
517
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,393
I got to go.
518
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,562
Good night, Lily.
519
00:21:54,398 --> 00:21:56,899
Good night.
520
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,302
Marshall's almost here.
521
00:22:17,304 --> 00:22:19,221
Yes! Look at us,
522
00:22:19,223 --> 00:22:22,157
hanging out again.
This is amazing.
523
00:22:22,159 --> 00:22:23,625
This is awesome!
524
00:22:23,627 --> 00:22:27,629
This is...
Okay.
525
00:22:27,631 --> 00:22:29,815
Just settle down, buddy.
No!
526
00:22:29,817 --> 00:22:33,435
Settling down is for losers with
kids who never go out anymore.
527
00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:34,570
I am in
charge tonight,
528
00:22:34,572 --> 00:22:37,139
and the earliest
I am allowing anyone
529
00:22:37,141 --> 00:22:39,808
to go home is...
2:00 a.m.
530
00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:41,493
10:00 p.m.
9:45.
531
00:22:41,495 --> 00:22:42,694
3:00 a.m.
532
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:45,697
Guys, tonight
is gonna be legen--
533
00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:48,450
wait for it...
534
00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:49,785
If I leave now,
535
00:22:49,787 --> 00:22:50,869
I could put
the kids to bed.
536
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:51,870
I'll get the check.
537
00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:53,172
..dary!
538
00:22:53,174 --> 00:22:54,756
Legendary!
539
00:22:54,758 --> 00:22:56,875
Guys, the gang is back!
540
00:22:56,877 --> 00:23:00,328
We're back!
541
00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:03,182
All of us except for Robin.
542
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,500
We never see her anymore.
543
00:23:05,502 --> 00:23:07,186
Okay, in addition
to you guys not going home
544
00:23:07,188 --> 00:23:09,838
before 4:00 a.m.--
yes, it's up to 4:00 now--
545
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:13,008
new rule: anytime anyone talks
about something sad,
546
00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:15,277
we stay out an extra hour.
547
00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:17,646
We said we'd always be there
for the big moments.
548
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:19,398
5:00 a.m.
To be fair,
549
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,849
tonight's just
us hanging out
550
00:23:20,851 --> 00:23:22,317
until 10:00 p.m., tops.
551
00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:23,318
It's not a big moment.
552
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,319
Um,
553
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:25,871
yes, it is.
Um, no, it's not.
554
00:23:25,873 --> 00:23:29,124
Um, yes, it is.
Um... no, it's not.
555
00:23:29,126 --> 00:23:31,543
Um, yes, it is.
556
00:23:31,545 --> 00:23:33,912
I got a phone call today.
557
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:37,649
A judge in Queens is retiring,
so...
558
00:23:37,651 --> 00:23:39,485
I'm gonna be a judge.
559
00:23:40,304 --> 00:23:42,471
Yes! Yes!
560
00:23:42,473 --> 00:23:44,973
Judge Eriksen!
561
00:23:44,975 --> 00:23:47,559
Yeah!
One more.
562
00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:50,879
I told you the phone would
ring. You deserve this.
563
00:23:50,881 --> 00:23:52,397
Thanks, Lily.
564
00:23:52,399 --> 00:23:55,267
- I love you, Marshmallow.
- Oh.
565
00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:56,852
1:45 a.m.
566
00:23:56,854 --> 00:23:59,354
Well, you were right, Barney,
this night was, in fact,
567
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:01,401
legendary, but...
568
00:24:01,426 --> 00:24:02,692
I know what you're gonna say
and I agree.
569
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,109
We're going to Vegas!
570
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:05,527
I will be awakened
571
00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:09,698
by screaming children
in less than...
572
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:12,284
four-and-a-half hours.
573
00:24:12,286 --> 00:24:13,418
You're staying.
574
00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:14,402
I'm going.
575
00:24:14,404 --> 00:24:15,754
Judge Fudge,
your very first ruling?
576
00:24:15,756 --> 00:24:17,172
He stays.
577
00:24:17,174 --> 00:24:18,540
Hey! See?
578
00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:20,092
Tonight is about
579
00:24:20,094 --> 00:24:23,378
celebrating our enduring bond
as friends.
580
00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:26,414
Nay, family. Because
that's what we are, Ted.
581
00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:27,633
We are fa...
582
00:24:27,635 --> 00:24:29,017
Okay, fun night,
guys. Keep in touch.
583
00:24:29,019 --> 00:24:30,585
Damn it, Barney.
584
00:24:30,587 --> 00:24:33,438
Crushing... windpipe.
585
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,691
You're lucky that's
the only pipe I'm crushing.
586
00:24:35,693 --> 00:24:38,093
Aah!
That woman is half your age.
587
00:24:38,095 --> 00:24:40,262
Haven't you changed,
even a little?
588
00:24:40,264 --> 00:24:42,364
No. I haven't.
589
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,067
Look, I know
there was a time
590
00:24:45,069 --> 00:24:47,202
when it seemed like I was
capable of going the distance,
591
00:24:47,204 --> 00:24:51,206
but... if it wasn't gonna
happen with Robin,
592
00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:53,709
then it's just not gonna
happen with anyone.
593
00:24:53,711 --> 00:24:54,943
I am never
594
00:24:54,945 --> 00:24:56,828
gonna be a guy
who meets a girl
595
00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:59,131
and, from the first time
I see her, I'm just like,
596
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:01,833
"You are the
love of my life.
597
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,285
"Everything
I have
598
00:25:03,287 --> 00:25:07,089
and everything I am
is yours forever."
599
00:25:07,091 --> 00:25:08,312
Really?
600
00:25:08,337 --> 00:25:10,416
No, I'm just making a point.
Move it along.
601
00:25:11,294 --> 00:25:13,562
That's not me.
602
00:25:13,564 --> 00:25:15,630
I'm the guy
who straightens his tie,
603
00:25:15,632 --> 00:25:17,349
says something dirty,
high-fives himself
604
00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:19,651
and then goes and talks
to that girl over there.
605
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,337
That's me.
606
00:25:22,339 --> 00:25:26,241
Can I please... just be me?
607
00:25:27,977 --> 00:25:30,112
Judge Fudge?
608
00:25:31,981 --> 00:25:34,333
I'll allow it.
609
00:25:34,335 --> 00:25:37,953
Then I'll a-plow it. Self-five.
610
00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:40,706
Stinson out.
611
00:25:43,177 --> 00:25:46,044
Oh!
612
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:47,846
Hey, so are you guys
613
00:25:47,848 --> 00:25:49,514
ever gonna tie the knot
or are you...
614
00:25:49,516 --> 00:25:51,683
are you just comfortable
living in sin?
615
00:25:51,685 --> 00:25:52,884
Someone's gotten a bit...
616
00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:54,502
judge-y.
Oh!
617
00:25:54,504 --> 00:25:56,688
- Sustained.
- Yeah.
618
00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:58,523
We'll get around to it.
It's just, you know,
619
00:25:58,525 --> 00:26:00,859
with life and
jobs and kids.
620
00:26:00,861 --> 00:26:02,677
Plus, this one's still
insisting on getting married
621
00:26:02,679 --> 00:26:03,862
in a French castle.
622
00:26:03,864 --> 00:26:06,982
I'd get married tomorrow
in a White Castle,
623
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:09,851
but this guy needs
more "wow factor."
624
00:26:09,853 --> 00:26:12,154
You're all the wow factor
I need.
625
00:26:12,156 --> 00:26:13,538
Aw!
626
00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:18,486
Glad someone can be happy
on the day of a tragedy.
627
00:26:18,487 --> 00:26:18,957
Aw, Barney,
628
00:26:18,962 --> 00:26:20,996
you know this is
all fake, right?
629
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,748
That robot's
not really dead.
630
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,082
I'm not
631
00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:27,135
talking about the robot, Lily.
Everyone,
632
00:26:27,137 --> 00:26:30,872
stop having fun! I'm about
to tell a sad story!
633
00:26:30,874 --> 00:26:35,043
Guys, remember back in 2010
when I achieved a perfect week?
634
00:26:35,045 --> 00:26:37,045
Seven girls in
seven nights, sure.
635
00:26:37,047 --> 00:26:38,480
Well, recently,
636
00:26:38,482 --> 00:26:40,265
I decided to attempt...
637
00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:42,334
a perfect month.
638
00:26:42,336 --> 00:26:45,270
I put together
a brand-new playbook.
639
00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:48,106
No, I can't hear this.
This is just too sad.
640
00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:50,192
But I haven't gotten
to the sad part yet.
641
00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:52,560
You're in your 40s and
you have a playbook.
642
00:26:52,562 --> 00:26:53,561
That's
643
00:26:53,563 --> 00:26:54,613
the sad part.
644
00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:56,782
Lily... just...
645
00:26:56,784 --> 00:26:58,500
Okay?
646
00:26:58,502 --> 00:27:01,286
So I put together
a brand-new playbook,
647
00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:04,373
filled with plays
I'd never tried before, like...
648
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,709
...where,
as in the '80s classic,
649
00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:12,097
I magically come to life,
if you know what I mean.
650
00:27:13,533 --> 00:27:16,184
...where I wait till a girl
mentions something she likes.
651
00:27:16,186 --> 00:27:17,919
God, I love nachos.
652
00:27:17,921 --> 00:27:19,971
Thank you.
653
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:21,556
Allow me to introduce myself.
654
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,774
My name is Jim,
655
00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:24,592
Jim Nacho.
656
00:27:24,594 --> 00:27:28,613
Inventor of the nacho.
657
00:27:28,615 --> 00:27:30,399
So... did you get
a perfect month?
658
00:27:30,401 --> 00:27:32,784
Yes.
659
00:27:32,786 --> 00:27:34,602
Then why are
you so upset?
660
00:27:34,604 --> 00:27:37,072
That last girl, number 31...
661
00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:40,075
Oh, that's a pretty name.
What is that, French?
662
00:27:40,077 --> 00:27:42,494
...she's pregnant.
663
00:27:46,741 --> 00:27:48,257
Wait, you're messing
with us, right?
664
00:27:48,282 --> 00:27:50,256
You didn't really
get a girl pregnant?
665
00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:52,176
It's real.
666
00:27:52,201 --> 00:27:53,592
She's pregnant.
667
00:27:55,019 --> 00:27:56,231
Kinda puts an asterisk,
668
00:27:56,256 --> 00:27:58,271
on the whole perfect
month thing, huh?
669
00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:01,826
Barney,
are you okay?
670
00:28:02,711 --> 00:28:05,046
Ah, Jim Nantz.
671
00:28:05,048 --> 00:28:07,916
Thank goodness. You're always
here for me in times of trouble.
672
00:28:07,918 --> 00:28:09,417
What should I do?
673
00:28:09,419 --> 00:28:11,285
You're on your own
this time, bro.
674
00:28:12,588 --> 00:28:14,789
Congratulations, Papa.
675
00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:17,558
Stop it. This is a disaster.
676
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,509
Why?
677
00:28:18,511 --> 00:28:20,795
Why? Because I'm too old.
678
00:28:20,797 --> 00:28:22,063
I was about
679
00:28:22,065 --> 00:28:26,100
to enter my golden years,
my Clooney years,
680
00:28:26,102 --> 00:28:28,653
my daddy issues years,
681
00:28:28,655 --> 00:28:31,356
where I don't just remind
messed-up girls of their dads
682
00:28:31,358 --> 00:28:32,824
because I'm emotionally distant.
683
00:28:32,826 --> 00:28:36,261
I freaking look like
their dads. That's the dream.
684
00:28:36,263 --> 00:28:37,295
My life
685
00:28:37,297 --> 00:28:39,614
is over.
686
00:28:39,616 --> 00:28:42,750
So where are you guys
registered?
687
00:28:44,253 --> 00:28:47,588
Another fun fact about the
Goliath National Bank building,
688
00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:50,041
the sleek but historical facade
has been described
689
00:28:50,043 --> 00:28:53,795
by Architecture Vision Monthly
as "modern classicism."
690
00:28:53,797 --> 00:28:55,463
I can see that.
691
00:28:55,465 --> 00:28:57,632
Mm-hmm. Any questions
from the group?
692
00:28:57,634 --> 00:28:59,000
I have a
question.
693
00:28:59,002 --> 00:29:00,935
What happened to the building
that used to be here?
694
00:29:00,937 --> 00:29:02,220
It was way nicer.
695
00:29:02,222 --> 00:29:03,471
Robin!
696
00:29:03,473 --> 00:29:05,273
Oh, my God!
697
00:29:05,275 --> 00:29:07,008
What are you doing here?
698
00:29:07,010 --> 00:29:08,009
I thought you were in...
699
00:29:08,011 --> 00:29:10,561
Greece, uh, Morocco, Moscow.
700
00:29:10,563 --> 00:29:12,730
Yeah, World Wide News
keeps me pretty busy.
701
00:29:12,732 --> 00:29:14,015
And pretty famous.
702
00:29:14,017 --> 00:29:15,316
I mean, you're everywhere.
703
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:18,019
I am not everywhere. The...
704
00:29:18,904 --> 00:29:20,621
Okay, I'm some places.
705
00:29:20,623 --> 00:29:22,907
Hi, Penny.
706
00:29:22,909 --> 00:29:26,127
Oh, my gosh, I haven't
seen you in forever.
707
00:29:26,129 --> 00:29:28,696
I like you, bus lady.
Oh,
708
00:29:28,698 --> 00:29:29,714
I like you, too.
709
00:29:29,716 --> 00:29:31,198
Never call me that again.
710
00:29:32,002 --> 00:29:33,501
And that was it.
711
00:29:33,503 --> 00:29:35,219
Wow.
Hm.
712
00:29:35,221 --> 00:29:38,756
A genuine Scherbatsky sighting
out in nature.
713
00:29:38,758 --> 00:29:42,176
At this point, that's
like seeing Sasquatch.
714
00:29:42,178 --> 00:29:44,812
No, Sasquatch is a warm
and affectionate creature.
715
00:29:44,814 --> 00:29:46,981
At this point, Robin's
more like the yeti--
716
00:29:46,983 --> 00:29:48,516
cold and aloof.
717
00:29:49,217 --> 00:29:50,852
Hey, Ted.
718
00:29:50,854 --> 00:29:53,154
Ask me if the Abominable
Snowman called.
719
00:29:53,156 --> 00:29:54,989
Has the Abominable Snowman
called?
720
00:29:54,991 --> 00:29:56,390
Not yeti.
721
00:29:57,059 --> 00:29:58,559
Here we are again.
722
00:29:58,561 --> 00:30:02,229
Another big moment for us,
and Robin's missing it.
723
00:30:02,231 --> 00:30:03,698
I know, baby.
724
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:06,417
I mean, the birth of her
ex-husband's love child
725
00:30:06,419 --> 00:30:09,504
is a bit of a stretch--
but I know, baby.
726
00:30:11,925 --> 00:30:13,674
Well?
727
00:30:13,676 --> 00:30:15,426
It was... crazy in there,
728
00:30:15,428 --> 00:30:16,878
but...
729
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,413
I threw up,
and now I feel better.
730
00:30:19,415 --> 00:30:20,548
Where were you?
731
00:30:20,550 --> 00:30:22,717
In the can.
I knew I was gonna urp,
732
00:30:22,719 --> 00:30:24,719
so I put this on over my suit.
733
00:30:24,721 --> 00:30:26,771
Number 31 won't let me
in the delivery room.
734
00:30:26,773 --> 00:30:28,589
We're gonna need a name
eventually.
735
00:30:28,591 --> 00:30:30,257
Mr. Stinson?
736
00:30:30,259 --> 00:30:32,193
Yes?
Congratulations.
737
00:30:32,195 --> 00:30:33,811
Congratulations because
738
00:30:33,813 --> 00:30:36,447
the blood test came back
and I'm not the father?!
739
00:30:36,449 --> 00:30:38,599
Happy Not a Father's Day!
740
00:30:38,601 --> 00:30:41,702
No. Congratulations.
741
00:30:41,704 --> 00:30:42,820
It's a girl.
742
00:30:42,822 --> 00:30:44,072
Would you like to meet her?
743
00:30:44,074 --> 00:30:45,573
Nah, I'm good.
744
00:30:45,575 --> 00:30:48,242
I don't...
Oh, just go meet your daughter!
745
00:30:49,111 --> 00:30:51,329
This is Ellie.
746
00:31:01,924 --> 00:31:04,425
I'll give you guys
a minute.
747
00:31:17,305 --> 00:31:21,159
You are the love
of my life.
748
00:31:25,748 --> 00:31:29,784
Everything I have...
749
00:31:29,786 --> 00:31:32,787
and everything I am...
750
00:31:34,156 --> 00:31:37,324
...is yours.
751
00:31:39,879 --> 00:31:42,046
Forever.
752
00:31:55,611 --> 00:31:56,811
What?
753
00:31:56,813 --> 00:31:59,147
Do I have stuff in my teeth?
754
00:31:59,149 --> 00:32:00,448
Give me your
engagement ring back.
755
00:32:00,450 --> 00:32:02,683
Just because I have
stuff in my teeth?
756
00:32:02,685 --> 00:32:04,351
We-we can work through this.
757
00:32:04,353 --> 00:32:05,703
Just give it back.
758
00:32:14,529 --> 00:32:18,532
If you don't get married in that
time, you have to re-propose.
759
00:32:18,534 --> 00:32:20,001
Will you...
760
00:32:20,003 --> 00:32:21,552
Yes. Yes, you silly man.
761
00:32:21,554 --> 00:32:22,753
Let me finish.
762
00:32:22,755 --> 00:32:23,821
Will you...
763
00:32:23,823 --> 00:32:25,039
Yes! Sorry.
764
00:32:25,557 --> 00:32:26,340
Yes.
765
00:32:26,342 --> 00:32:28,342
Will y...
766
00:32:28,344 --> 00:32:30,061
Will you marry me...
767
00:32:30,063 --> 00:32:31,729
on Thursday?
768
00:32:31,731 --> 00:32:34,882
I called your office--
you got nothing on Thursday.
769
00:32:34,884 --> 00:32:36,567
Will you marry me on Thursday?
770
00:32:36,569 --> 00:32:37,568
Yes.
771
00:32:45,995 --> 00:32:47,394
Same ring.
772
00:32:49,449 --> 00:32:51,582
I can't believe it.
773
00:32:51,584 --> 00:32:53,901
It's Ted Mosby's wedding day!
774
00:32:53,903 --> 00:32:56,737
Yes! After only seven
years and two kids.
775
00:32:56,739 --> 00:32:58,372
Guys, am I rushing
into this?
776
00:32:58,374 --> 00:32:59,590
Whoa.
777
00:32:59,592 --> 00:33:01,375
Oh, buddy, are you okay?
778
00:33:01,377 --> 00:33:03,761
So tired.
779
00:33:03,763 --> 00:33:05,913
Baby no sleepy.
780
00:33:05,915 --> 00:33:07,848
Barney dying.
781
00:33:07,850 --> 00:33:10,551
Well, we're staying out till
3:00 a.m. tonight.
782
00:33:10,553 --> 00:33:13,070
9:45!
783
00:33:13,072 --> 00:33:16,023
Seriously, though,
I am so proud of you.
784
00:33:16,025 --> 00:33:17,058
Not that
you're a dad.
785
00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:18,559
It's like
you're a totally
786
00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:19,977
different pers...
Whoa!
787
00:33:19,979 --> 00:33:22,230
And... we're back.
788
00:33:23,916 --> 00:33:25,700
Hey.
789
00:33:25,702 --> 00:33:28,069
Hi.
What to join us for shots?
790
00:33:28,071 --> 00:33:29,487
Shots?
791
00:33:29,489 --> 00:33:31,822
Before lunch on a Thursday?
792
00:33:31,824 --> 00:33:34,792
It's like you're trying
to make bad decisions.
793
00:33:34,794 --> 00:33:36,961
You young ladies
need to go home,
794
00:33:36,963 --> 00:33:38,612
put on some
decent clothes
795
00:33:38,614 --> 00:33:41,799
and take a good hard look
at your lives. Get!
796
00:33:42,634 --> 00:33:44,218
Call your parents--
797
00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:45,886
they're probably worried sick.
798
00:33:46,471 --> 00:33:48,923
I have officially
799
00:33:48,925 --> 00:33:51,259
seen everything.
800
00:33:53,345 --> 00:33:55,730
Not everything.
801
00:34:02,836 --> 00:34:05,287
Hi.
Hi.
802
00:34:08,992 --> 00:34:12,478
I-I know I've...
missed a couple lately, but...
803
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,465
we said we'd always be there
for the big moments.
804
00:34:18,351 --> 00:34:20,152
Aw, crap.
805
00:34:20,154 --> 00:34:21,270
Mascara running.
806
00:34:21,272 --> 00:34:23,939
Nobody let her
out of your sight.
807
00:34:26,777 --> 00:34:28,861
Hi, Daddy.
Whoa.
808
00:34:28,863 --> 00:34:30,512
Look, Robin,
I'm really happy to see you,
809
00:34:30,514 --> 00:34:32,364
but I don't think of you
that way anymore.
810
00:34:32,366 --> 00:34:34,183
, dummy,
you had a kid.
811
00:34:34,185 --> 00:34:35,851
Congrats.
Right, yeah.
812
00:34:35,853 --> 00:34:37,620
Thanks. A kid.
813
00:34:37,622 --> 00:34:39,121
I'm tired.
814
00:34:39,123 --> 00:34:40,790
Oh.
But, uh,
815
00:34:40,792 --> 00:34:42,491
she's awesome.
Yeah?
816
00:34:42,493 --> 00:34:43,793
Yeah.
817
00:34:43,795 --> 00:34:45,861
Daddy's home.
818
00:34:48,365 --> 00:34:49,715
Mm.
819
00:34:49,717 --> 00:34:52,534
Judge Fudge? Hey?
Hey...
820
00:34:52,536 --> 00:34:54,203
Actually, um, little
announcement for everybody.
821
00:34:54,205 --> 00:34:56,371
I'm gonna be running
for State Supreme Court.
822
00:34:56,373 --> 00:34:58,257
Yeah. So if
everything goes well,
823
00:34:58,259 --> 00:35:00,176
in a couple of months,
you won't be calling me
824
00:35:00,178 --> 00:35:01,894
Judge Fudge anymore.
825
00:35:01,896 --> 00:35:04,096
You'll be calling me
Fudge Supreme.
826
00:35:08,518 --> 00:35:10,286
The man of the hour.
827
00:35:10,288 --> 00:35:11,553
Yeah.
828
00:35:11,555 --> 00:35:13,072
You RSVP'd no.
829
00:35:13,074 --> 00:35:14,657
I did.
830
00:35:14,659 --> 00:35:19,394
But someone pretty persuasive
talked me into it.
831
00:35:24,567 --> 00:35:26,452
Sorry. I know
it's bad luck
832
00:35:26,454 --> 00:35:28,671
to see the bride
in her dress.
833
00:35:29,589 --> 00:35:31,373
Worth it.
834
00:35:33,627 --> 00:35:36,212
But I couldn't miss this.
835
00:35:36,214 --> 00:35:37,546
I want to get
a picture.
836
00:35:37,548 --> 00:35:39,932
Get in! I want to take
a picture of you guys.
837
00:35:39,934 --> 00:35:41,767
Come on, get together.
838
00:35:41,769 --> 00:35:43,085
Are you ready?
839
00:35:43,087 --> 00:35:45,271
All right, get in.
All right. All right.
840
00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:47,022
One, two,
841
00:35:47,024 --> 00:35:48,574
three.
842
00:35:56,283 --> 00:35:57,867
Hey. Hey, you kids.
843
00:35:57,869 --> 00:36:00,703
Yeah, you didn't sound
a thousand there.
844
00:36:02,739 --> 00:36:05,124
Do you have any idea
what happened right here
845
00:36:05,126 --> 00:36:06,625
in this very bar?
846
00:36:06,627 --> 00:36:08,410
No. What happened?
847
00:36:09,921 --> 00:36:11,837
Just...
848
00:36:13,924 --> 00:36:17,009
...just all kinds of stuff.
849
00:36:19,513 --> 00:36:20,463
A toast.
850
00:36:20,465 --> 00:36:21,964
Mm-hmm.
851
00:36:21,966 --> 00:36:23,332
Okay, first off...
852
00:36:23,334 --> 00:36:25,434
to everyone at
this table...
853
00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:28,271
...I love you
guys so much,
854
00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:29,472
I can't even...
855
00:36:29,474 --> 00:36:31,357
Just move to the second part.
Okay, okay.
856
00:36:31,359 --> 00:36:33,342
Secondly, to Ted...
857
00:36:33,344 --> 00:36:34,143
Don't say it.
858
00:36:34,145 --> 00:36:36,228
...Evelyn Mosby.
859
00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:37,947
Thank you for that.
860
00:36:37,949 --> 00:36:39,815
A man with...
861
00:36:39,817 --> 00:36:42,285
more emotional endurance
862
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,704
than anyone I know.
863
00:36:44,706 --> 00:36:45,854
It was a long,
864
00:36:45,856 --> 00:36:48,124
difficult road.
865
00:36:48,126 --> 00:36:50,826
Thank God we
finally got here.
866
00:36:50,828 --> 00:36:51,794
Hear, hear.
867
00:36:51,796 --> 00:36:53,045
Hear, hear.
868
00:36:53,047 --> 00:36:54,580
Aunt Lily wasn't wrong.
869
00:36:54,582 --> 00:36:57,883
It was at times
a long, difficult road.
870
00:36:57,885 --> 00:36:59,969
But I'm glad it was
long and difficult,
871
00:36:59,971 --> 00:37:03,306
because if I hadn't gone
through hell to get there,
872
00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:04,974
the lesson might
not have been as clear.
873
00:37:04,976 --> 00:37:07,893
You see, kids,
right from the moment
874
00:37:07,895 --> 00:37:09,829
I met your mom, I knew...
875
00:37:09,831 --> 00:37:12,565
I have to love this woman
as much as I can
876
00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:15,935
for as long as I can, and
I can never stop loving her,
877
00:37:15,937 --> 00:37:17,570
not even for a second.
878
00:37:17,572 --> 00:37:20,990
I carried that lesson with me
through every
879
00:37:20,992 --> 00:37:23,275
stupid fight we ever had,
880
00:37:23,277 --> 00:37:26,028
every 5:00 a.m.
Christmas morning,
881
00:37:26,030 --> 00:37:28,681
every sleepy Sunday afternoon,
882
00:37:28,683 --> 00:37:29,949
through every speed bump.
883
00:37:29,951 --> 00:37:31,250
Every pang of jealousy
884
00:37:31,252 --> 00:37:34,704
or boredom or uncertainty
that came our way,
885
00:37:34,706 --> 00:37:37,256
I carried that lesson with me.
886
00:37:37,258 --> 00:37:39,925
And I carried it with me
when she got sick.
887
00:37:39,927 --> 00:37:44,347
Even then, in what can only
be called the worst of times,
888
00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:47,116
all I could do was look at her
and thank God,
889
00:37:47,118 --> 00:37:51,804
thank every god there is,
or ever was, or will be,
890
00:37:51,806 --> 00:37:53,305
and the whole universe,
891
00:37:53,307 --> 00:37:56,726
and anyone else
I can possibly thank...
892
00:37:56,728 --> 00:37:58,611
♪ Will I see you tonight?
893
00:37:58,613 --> 00:38:01,397
...that I saw
that beautiful girl
894
00:38:01,399 --> 00:38:03,616
on that train platform,
895
00:38:03,618 --> 00:38:06,402
and that I had the guts
to stand up,
896
00:38:06,404 --> 00:38:10,322
walk over to her,
tap her on the shoulder,
897
00:38:10,324 --> 00:38:12,241
open my mouth,
898
00:38:12,243 --> 00:38:14,410
and speak.
899
00:38:14,412 --> 00:38:16,245
Excuse me. Hi.
Hi.
900
00:38:16,247 --> 00:38:17,997
I'm the...
The best man. Yeah. Get in here,
901
00:38:17,999 --> 00:38:20,166
get in here, get in here.
Oh, thanks. Here, let me.
902
00:38:20,168 --> 00:38:21,550
Oh, okay. Thank you.
903
00:38:21,552 --> 00:38:24,086
Great show tonight. Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
904
00:38:24,088 --> 00:38:26,055
You're Cindy's
ex-roommate, right?
905
00:38:26,057 --> 00:38:28,457
Yeah. And you are the professor.
906
00:38:28,459 --> 00:38:31,060
I took one of your classes.
907
00:38:31,062 --> 00:38:32,961
Really? Which one?
Mm-hmm.
908
00:38:32,963 --> 00:38:34,230
Econ 305.
909
00:38:34,232 --> 00:38:36,432
Econ 305.
I don't teach...
910
00:38:36,434 --> 00:38:37,633
Oh, no.
911
00:38:37,635 --> 00:38:39,018
Oh, yeah.
912
00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:41,153
Excuse me, I'm gonna jump
onto the tracks now. - No.
913
00:38:41,155 --> 00:38:43,856
No, no, no, don't.
You were great, you were great.
914
00:38:43,858 --> 00:38:45,524
Wait a second.
915
00:38:45,526 --> 00:38:47,493
This is my umbrella.
916
00:38:47,495 --> 00:38:51,480
I left this umbrella at Cindy's--
you totally stole my umbrella.
917
00:38:51,482 --> 00:38:52,815
What? No, I didn't.
918
00:38:52,817 --> 00:38:55,167
This is my umbrella.
I bought this.
919
00:38:55,169 --> 00:38:57,703
Excuse me. It even
has my initials
920
00:38:57,705 --> 00:38:59,488
on it right here: T.M.
921
00:38:59,490 --> 00:39:00,756
Ted Mosby.
922
00:39:00,758 --> 00:39:02,825
Yeah. Look again,
Ted Mosby.
923
00:39:02,827 --> 00:39:05,211
Those are my
T.M.
924
00:39:05,213 --> 00:39:08,264
Tracy McConnell.
Um, no, Tracy McConnell,
925
00:39:08,266 --> 00:39:10,999
it's T.M.--
Totally My umbrella.
926
00:39:11,001 --> 00:39:13,352
Uh, your T.M.--
Terribly Mistaken,
927
00:39:13,354 --> 00:39:16,722
because this umbrella has
always belonged T.M.:
928
00:39:16,724 --> 00:39:18,941
To Me.
929
00:39:20,311 --> 00:39:24,230
Although... I did lose it
for a few years there.
930
00:39:24,232 --> 00:39:27,116
Um... so, I went to
this dance club...
931
00:39:27,118 --> 00:39:28,367
On St. Patrick's Day.
932
00:39:28,369 --> 00:39:31,487
...on St. Patrick's Day.
933
00:39:31,489 --> 00:39:33,038
And you left it there.
934
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,040
And I left it there.
935
00:39:35,042 --> 00:39:37,860
And you never thought
you'd see it again.
936
00:39:37,862 --> 00:39:40,496
And I never thought
I'd see it again.
937
00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:46,635
Funny how sometimes you just...
938
00:39:46,637 --> 00:39:48,220
find things.
939
00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:52,892
♪ Will I see you tonight?
940
00:39:52,894 --> 00:39:54,310
Hi.
941
00:39:54,312 --> 00:39:55,427
Hi.
942
00:39:58,382 --> 00:40:00,316
♪ Every night
943
00:40:00,318 --> 00:40:02,518
♪ It's just the same ♪
944
00:40:04,488 --> 00:40:08,958
♪ All upon a downtown train.
945
00:40:10,243 --> 00:40:11,994
And that, kids...
946
00:40:11,996 --> 00:40:14,780
is how I met your mother.
947
00:40:14,782 --> 00:40:16,765
That's it?
948
00:40:16,767 --> 00:40:18,784
That's it.
949
00:40:18,786 --> 00:40:20,719
No. I don't buy it.
950
00:40:20,721 --> 00:40:23,389
That is not the reason
you made us listen to this.
951
00:40:23,391 --> 00:40:24,857
Oh, really?
952
00:40:24,859 --> 00:40:27,159
Then what's the reason?
953
00:40:27,161 --> 00:40:28,744
Let's look at
the facts here.
954
00:40:28,746 --> 00:40:30,330
You made us sit down
and listen to this story
955
00:40:30,355 --> 00:40:32,332
about how you met mom.
956
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:35,467
Yet mom's hardly
in the story. No.
957
00:40:35,469 --> 00:40:37,269
This is a story
about how
958
00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:38,821
you're totally in love
with Aunt Robin.
959
00:40:38,823 --> 00:40:40,389
And you're thinking
about asking her out,
960
00:40:40,391 --> 00:40:42,591
and you want to know
if we're okay with it.
961
00:40:42,593 --> 00:40:43,926
I can't believe this.
962
00:40:43,928 --> 00:40:47,696
I kept this story short
and to the point,
963
00:40:47,698 --> 00:40:49,598
and you guys still missed it.
964
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,934
The point of the story
is that...
965
00:40:51,936 --> 00:40:54,937
Is that you totally, totally, totally
have the hots for Aunt Robin.
966
00:40:54,939 --> 00:40:55,621
No, I don't.
967
00:40:55,623 --> 00:40:57,156
Yes, you do.
968
00:40:57,158 --> 00:40:58,574
You're grounded.
969
00:40:58,576 --> 00:40:59,992
Wow, you are really
into Aunt Robin.
970
00:40:59,994 --> 00:41:01,076
You're grounded, too.
971
00:41:02,495 --> 00:41:06,465
Okay, suppose I were interested
in Aunt Robin in that way--
972
00:41:06,467 --> 00:41:08,551
it's not like
I'd do anything about it.
973
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:10,786
I got you guys to think about.
My gosh,
974
00:41:10,788 --> 00:41:12,087
we love Aunt Robin.
975
00:41:12,089 --> 00:41:14,056
Whenever she comes over
for dinner, you guys
976
00:41:14,058 --> 00:41:15,975
are so obvious.
977
00:41:15,977 --> 00:41:17,076
Come on, Dad.
978
00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:19,862
Mom's been gone
for six years now.
979
00:41:19,864 --> 00:41:21,680
It's time.
980
00:41:22,983 --> 00:41:25,818
What, I just...
just call her up on the phone
981
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:28,103
and ask her out on a date?
982
00:41:28,105 --> 00:41:29,405
Yes.
Yes.
983
00:41:29,407 --> 00:41:31,156
And that... that's something
984
00:41:31,158 --> 00:41:32,358
you guys would want?
985
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,826
Yes!
Yes!
986
00:41:39,182 --> 00:41:41,483
All right, I'll give her a call.
987
00:41:41,485 --> 00:41:43,068
Do it.
I am.
988
00:41:43,070 --> 00:41:44,987
Call her.
I'm calling her.
989
00:41:44,989 --> 00:41:46,005
Great.
990
00:41:46,007 --> 00:41:48,323
Here I go.
991
00:41:51,127 --> 00:41:52,945
Or...
992
00:41:56,349 --> 00:41:58,634
All right, home sweet home.
993
00:41:58,636 --> 00:42:01,387
Oh. Wait one second.
994
00:42:01,389 --> 00:42:02,855
Okay.
995
00:42:02,857 --> 00:42:05,691
Stay.
996
00:42:05,693 --> 00:42:07,009
We'll work on that.
997
00:42:08,729 --> 00:42:11,697
Television, display
front door security.
998
00:42:11,699 --> 00:42:13,732
Television, dis...
999
00:42:13,734 --> 00:42:14,850
Oh, for Pete's sakes.
1000
00:42:14,852 --> 00:42:17,019
♪ May come and go
1001
00:42:17,021 --> 00:42:20,355
♪ Our crooked dreams
1002
00:42:20,357 --> 00:42:23,375
♪ Will always flow
1003
00:42:23,377 --> 00:42:24,410
♪ Remember
1004
00:42:24,412 --> 00:42:26,912
♪ Remem...
1005
00:42:26,914 --> 00:42:29,581
♪ Ber
1006
00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:32,584
♪ All we fight for
1007
00:42:35,805 --> 00:42:37,039
♪ Remember
1008
00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:39,475
♪ Remem...
1009
00:42:39,477 --> 00:42:41,844
♪ Ber
1010
00:42:41,846 --> 00:42:45,764
♪ All we fight for
1011
00:42:47,917 --> 00:42:49,435
♪ Remember
1012
00:42:49,437 --> 00:42:51,437
♪ Remem...
1013
00:42:51,439 --> 00:42:53,272
♪ Ber
1014
00:42:53,274 --> 00:42:57,359
♪ All we fight for
1015
00:42:58,161 --> 00:42:59,611
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh...
1016
00:42:59,613 --> 00:43:04,613
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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